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When it's an exhibitionist cock party, always at least two people are invited. The cock owner and the cock watcher. Sometimes the cock watcher didn't know they were invited, like if they're driving by on a freeway and catch a glimpse of cock by the side of the road.

And sometimes there's already a regular party happening and someone pops their cock out to add to the festivities or just as a casual icebreaker. If you've never made small talk with a naked guy at a non-naked party, you haven't lived. Like if you normally at least partially get to know someone by drawing a conclusion by their clothes, you'll instead have to ask actual questions about them.

On the relationship-search sites and apps (that aren't purely about sex), I would encourage the powers that be to allow honest photos about who someone really is. There are always new ventures about "verified profiles" and the like. So why not go all out and let someone, who also happens to be looking for love (and to give love) show their exhibitionist side?

It would be helpful to know, say on OK Cupid, that someone is not only a non-smoking vegan, but also a nude bicyclist. Or not only a glass sculptor by day and tournament level Scrabble player by night but also a train bubble butt flasher. Actually, that's totally wrong. Let's say Scrabble player by day. Those folks don't go out much at night I'm guessing. Though they're trying to with personal ads.

Charlie Bronson is straight, but he never seems to mind taking care of dirty old man Clay. Everyone has to nut, so as long as Clay ponies up the cash, Charlie will take the man's cock. They started off with a tug, then Clay got a blowjob the second time, and now they're up to full on fucking. And after several times, Charlie now gets a raging hard-on with the old man's dick in his ass, and he's even jerks himself off.

If you sometimes wonder why some folks are politically radical, beyond that they are expressing their own beliefs with urgency, this group of naked guys can be a helpful illustration of why.

See the guys fisting in public? They make the guy just standing there with his bike in the air look quite demure. And the guy giving head in public (yes, in front of the whole crowd at a bar during the day counts), well the sucker and suckee make the guy just standing there nude but for his backpack look innocent as fuck.

Perhaps with emphasis on the fuck. I wish.

It's come to this. Two guys fuck next to a dumpster. I'm shocked. As based on their skater punk look, I figure they'd be spending their time popping wheelies (that's a skateboard move, right?) or playing Fortnite or getting stoned.

Though with millennials today, they're probably doing all those things simultaneously as they fuck by the dumpster and I'm missing the truth. I'm too focused on the Silkwood shower they both will need after this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, make sure to watch Cher and Meryl in Silkwood before the Mamma Mia! sequel.

Or just skip all that and jack off to a picture of guys fucking by a dumpster. We're here to please.

If there were a separate train car just for exhibitionists, it would be full of voyeurs hoping to spot some naked flesh. Meanwhile, the exhibitionists would be busy doing their thing in the other train cars. There's just not as much thrill exposing in a preset boundary. It's too much like coloring within the lines.

Though I'm sure the voyeurs would like some clue where to find their visual targets. And there's not exactly a time-honored signal that exhibitionists give to indicate what they do beyond doing it. So just keeping one's eyes open to possibilities is the way to go. Quick moments of exposure that turn a train car into a portable strip club with only train fare as cover.

There are nude beaches, then there are boner-inducing nude beaches. That's erections from exposing and watching, a fine combination. I'm surprised a sunscreen manufacturer hasn't focused an ad campaign on total nudity, considering that on average more square inches of skin would need to be covered.

Side question: Are lube and sunscreen compatible? Not sure if they cancel each other out. I'd be happy to be a test subject.

The nude buddies at top left have a lot in common, like the same tastes in music (burlesque stripper trombone) and clothing (none). It's good to build a friendship based on hanging, swinging cock.

In the timeless battle between ass and dick, we all win. Though some of these dicks and asses give it their all to be crowned victor. Thankfully, we have a tie as I'm not sure how to crown a dick or ass. I would need to settle for deeply honoring them with some sort of tactile ritual. 

I'm sure I could come up with something in a pinch.

I remember a popular sociobiology book by Desmond Morris that I took out from the library pretty much because it had a couple of naked guy photos in it. These were purely for scientific purposes (the author's, not mine). 

V for Visible. P for Penis. L for Line. As in "There's going to be a line of people on their knees in front of these guys if they keep displaying their VPLs so prominently."

It helps to use things in a sentence so their meaning is clear.

For as brazen as female cleavage displays are, I'm surprised VPLs don't make themselves known from frequently. This societal lack is potentially due to a horrible thing called underwear. More specifically, boxers or the lack of underwear will often result in a VPL. But semi-tight briefs combined with average pants (not super tight and not baggy, clingy sweatpants) tend to cancel out the VPL, unfortunately.

It may be a parade of one or two or a few more, but it's still as grand and public as the largest crowd. Because there's a powerful connection when someone creates a sexual moment in an unexpected place out of thin air.

When someone flashes their cock from their vehicle to another, it's basically turning those vehicles into a portable sex club. This should be kept in mind if you've bought an RV and are trying to come up with a name for it. Might I suggest The H.M.S. Randy Rocket. I know that's supposed to be for ships (as in "Her Majesty's Ship") but it sounds gallant and pervy, the perfect sex club on wheels.

So there's a group of guys behind the van and one of the seems to be in a classic position of adjusting his cock and balls in his shorts. Except his shorts are below his knees, so what the fuck is happening?

One clue is the guy just to his left is fiddling with his own bulge. So I'm guessing they are ironically posing as if they are about to start a full-on circle jerk in public. And then someone took a picture. Then they all go have lunch and nothing happens. Except two of them secretly meet up later to do absolutely everything together.

Then we have a guy naked on the street making the window dresser ogle him. This is really going to throw off the intent of people focusing on the product in the window. Or some folks may think a highly realistic mannequin has escaped. Because those folks are stupid and don't know real ass from plastic.

Speedo is a brand name but it ranks right up there with brand names that sound generic like Jell-o, Bandaid, Jeep and Kleenex. Which is perfect because I'm going to need a Kleenex to wipe myself off and a Bandaid for my knee after I pick up a soaking wet Speedo guy in my Jeep and suck him so hard his brain turns to Jell-o.

I don't understand how some Speedos go transparent when wet. That doesn't seem to be an issue in the Olympics so it must be all the performance enhancing drugs that have a side effect of turning wet Speedos opaque. Or it's just that white or light speedos are always an exposure risk.

And what a wonderful risk.

Showing cock next to a speeding train is quite an efficient way to burn your fleeting image into the brains of unsuspecting passersby. It's a factory assembly line approach though and lacks the personal touch.

People on speeding trains can't exactly scream "What the fuck was that?" in a way you could hear. But a range of responses can be assumed. While on the street flashing is more unpredictable for audience size, it's also riskier and potentially more rewarding.

Lusting after calves is a lower risk activity as compared to openly staring at a stranger's crotch. Because you're generally looking at calves from behind and with your eyes lowered, it's difficult to be caught. Though since really strong calves also show from the front, there's always a risk of being publicly exposed as a drooling calves watcher.

Then you could end up on the cover of Calf Lusters International. An honor of sorts.

And what do these guys expect when they work out their calves and combine that with lucky biology to reach seduction level. And not everyone with big calves has massive muscles overall. Sometimes there's a disproportionate Popeye forearm thing going on down there. And I'm glad.

"Wheeeeee!" was exactly what the lone, flashing frat guy was thinking as he dropped his pants. Sure, the photographer knew what was up. But none of the other guys did. Until the picture ended up as out there as his penis.

It's an asexual nudity, though. Unlike the nearly naked guy by the side of the road. Yes, the brand name of his underwear seems to be Eros. No, I couldn't find that specific model of underwear so I can't tell you what silly name it has. I'm guessing it's a "Jock Unstrap." And it does an excellent job of not at all supporting his penis and sack.