Public Exposure: Dicks, Dicks and also Dicks

20 Sep 2018

Public Exposure: Dicks, Dicks and also Dicks

Plus ass. Super fine ass. And cum. Not just any cum. Prime vintage parking lot cum. Nothing better. Plus since Target is known for credit card security breaches, you're sure to keep your digits safe if you only go to Target to ejaculate in the parking lot.

Though you are risking your dignity, because nobody wants to be caught ejaculating by the person who collects the carts from the lot and brings them back to the front of the store. They are so over it all they wouldn't give a damn, even if seeing a large, spurting cock out of nowhere. Plus they have a cart return quota and can't afford to slip on semen.

Meanwhile, this truck trucker is working and peeping at the same time. There's no way to know his voyeurism target. He could be on the lookout for, what's the word, meat balloons. Oooh, that's not a respectful phrase. Let's say giant melons. I like melons.

Public Exposure: Dicks, Dicks and also Dicks

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Now I've never come across a naked guy while I'm out on a park trail, or yes I have but it wasn't a paved formal trail with signage. And don't you wish I had maximum photo editing skills and could have integrated a new icon into that signpost?

It would demonstrate proper peeping etiquette. I think a pair of googly eyes with squiggly rays zooming out to a penis icon. It would fit right in with the bottom icon showing, apparently, someone in pants and chunky heels walking on a bed of nails. I can't confirm that's accurate, as I'm as distracted by the semi-naked guy as the runner, who is whipping his head around, is.

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