Public Exposure: Sleazefest

It's come to this. Two guys fuck next to a dumpster. I'm shocked. As based on their skater punk look, I figure they'd be spending their time popping wheelies (that's a skateboard move, right?) or playing Fortnite or getting stoned.

Though with millennials today, they're probably doing all those things simultaneously as they fuck by the dumpster and I'm missing the truth. I'm too focused on the Silkwood shower they both will need after this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, make sure to watch Cher and Meryl in Silkwood before the Mamma Mia! sequel.

Or just skip all that and jack off to a picture of guys fucking by a dumpster. We're here to please.

And seeing the other guys whipping it out at outdoor gay parties takes me back to my days when I didn't whip anything out at outdoor gay parties. Ah, those weren't the days!

Okay, probably the guy completely naked at the gym is at one of the rare remaining few bathhouses that contains a full-sized gym. Or he's at L.A. Fitness. But I hope the former as L.A. Fitness doesn't deserve his greatness.

Jacking off openly on a front lawn and sucking a guy in a bathroom definitely carry a good sleaze factor. I am on the sleaze fence though when it comes to a guy who has casually pulled out his nicely thick cock while equally casually perusing a menu. I guess it depends if he orders salad or macaroni and cheese.

If the latter, he's a sleaze whore. If the former, he's a sleaze whore who I'd get along with well. For at least eight reasons.

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