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Part of exhibitionism is the story that follows. When a guy gets to tell someone what he did, when he did it, who saw him, and how they reacted, he is reliving the experience. And it may drive him to do it all over again.

Unless he happens to be working overtime to pay off his fines for indecent exposure. This is yet another reason for higher minimum wages. Everyone should be financially empowered enough to be able to pay off their fines for indecent exposure.

Public nudity is always a look but don't touch situation. After all, just because someone is naked doesn't mean it's okay to do absolutely anything to them against their will. Put another way, public nudity is always a look situation. Definitely look.

And, if you are so inspired, touch yourself.

Because touching yourself while witnessing a naked guy in public is a version of applause. Or if you're driving by and see a guy, a complimentary honk (as long as it doesn't confuse other drivers) is a good idea.

Nudists are often quite popular. Or at least popular with the one person who is taking their photo, capturing that moment of exposure so they can reminisce about the excitement, risk and silliness. 

The silliness part depends on how seriously they take the situation. I'm guessing the guy crowd surfing naked is rather goofy. As is everyone holding him up. Possibly he has achieved something amazing like circumnavigating the globe via naked crowd surfing. Or (considering that's difficult in the ocean), perhaps he has a goal of doing this in every continent. 

Or he just wants everyone to feel his ass and see his penis.

So I totally get there's nothing extremely shocking about a naked guy in a locker room. But don't tell me he's not purposely exposing his cock to whoever walks by. His towel is completely right there and he's chosen to not wrap it around his waist at all. And considering how people tend to shuffle their feet around when blowdrying their hair, his cock is swinging.

Forget any apps. This may be one of the most efficient ways to get a date.

I need to figure out the formula for cock exposure risk level. Since I've never had a class in probability, I'm going to have to go with my instincts here. And risk means chance of being caught by someone who will have a negative response.

Though that risk could be worth it as some guys get off on people having a negative, shocked, or even upset response to their exposure. So just saying risk of being caught, regardless of reaction, probably would be better.

So the variables include the angle at which the exposure is visible. The kilt cock exposure is only visible to folks at the exact relatively small viewing angle. Though people could deduce potential exposure from other angles, they wouldn't know the guy didn't have underwear on (for which we all thank him).

Not every exposed cock is a hard, throbbing, needy one. Sometimes the cock is just swinging in the breeze, minding its business. And sometimes the exposed cock has a hardworking fist wrapped around it.

The guy putting suntan lotion on is sending a mixed message. He's not hard but he's got a cock ring on. Maybe it's more decorative than anything, the equivalent of an ankle bracelet, as nobody is looking for a hard, throbbing, erect foot.

Except folks into that kind of thing.

In an alternate universe, the guy showing off his ass while leaning on the hood of a car has secured a spokesperson job for the car company. Because everyone wants a car that encourages complete strangers with hot asses to expose themselves. And he has the perfect inspirational ass.

In our universe, he set the car alarm off and vamoosed right after the shot was taken. 

Also in our universe, the naked bicyclist with the massive cock is popular. Massively popular. He's earning new fans by the second.

Don't you hate pants? Sure, they're convenient when you're on the bus and don't want your ass to touch directly where someone else's ass has been. And sure, if it's freezing outside you probably want something to cover your lower body. But overall, pants are horrible creations.

How else to explain guys doing their best to skip pants altogether, or otherwise sneak their cocks out at every opportunity. Or at minimum, flash their underwear. This must be a natural response to years of pants oppression. And I'm all for direct responses to oppression.

Now dropping one's pants while waiting in line at a convenience store may not seem like radical political action, but it is. Because I say so. Though it kind of depends what they bought, because it could be the products of a horrible company. So let's hope they bought convenience store basics of dildos, beer and mascara.

Depending where you live, pubic nudity may be illegal automatically. Or it may be fine (even if right in front of authorities) unless someone directly complains and then you don't put clothes on or leave. And in those situations, it's all about context.

So a guy flashes his cock on the train. But he doesn't strip down to nothing and masturbate flat on his back. Because flashing cock is a train activity. Public masturbation and even ejaculation is a street fair activity. Well, depending on which street fair.

These guys have one thing in common. The need to be fully or semi-naked in public places. They have a few other things in common too, like dick and ass. They should have some sort of exhibitionist reunion party.

Coat check not needed.

So the guy at the shoe store (who may or may not work there) is distracting me at the moment. His ass is screaming look at me. And I wonder if he flashed of his own accord or a buddy urged him on. Because there's no way those shorts slipped off, not with that bubble butt shelf of ass muscles holding them.

Next time you're walking down the street on an errand or shopping for wine or refrigerators or pumping your gas, do your best to make things interesting. Find the naked guys.

Sure, each may be seconds away from being kicked out or arrested, but they are doing their duty by striving to make your day more exciting. After you're done sizing up each naked situation to see if you're in imminent danger or not, you're free to gawk and even join in.

Yes, that giant bulge guy on the train counts as exposure. He knows exactly what he's doing. The closed eyes are a way to give folks permission to stare. And even if he is asleep and popping a boner that way, he knows his own boners often come when he sleeps so he's still exposing himself.

Seconds after that picture was taken, his shorts burst in a million pieces from the pressure. His shorts ejaculated.

The other guys are all going places too, including the admittedly fuzzy but worth it one snapping a selfie on a red-eye flight. Or in this case, it's a moon glow blue flight. Whatever it is, he's insane for that level of risk. Putting on the overhead light of all things. He may have inadvertently called for assistance.

Thank you, clothes. You are awesome. Without you, nudity wouldn't be a thing. Nobody would even notice a naked person for their nakedness. And there would be no such thing as pulling a cock out of a fly or shorts leg.

I'm also grateful to sneakers so a guy can be in only sneakers. It's a good fashion choice. It's unclear to me why Nike hasn't had such a campaign. Oh wait, they have. Just from the side view.

Without you, I couldn't spot the people who wear shorts and t-shirts in the cold, which is a macho move of some sort that I will never understand. So while it's not nudity, it's partial nudity which from the point of view of the watcher, works for me.

Not all celebrations have party hats and streamers. Sometimes it's about celebrating the freeing of an absolutely intense sexual need. The need that demands taking one's cock out at work and getting it hard for a camera. And putting a party hat on it. And streaming out semen. 

Okay, I'm imagining the last two things, but to the guy who pulled out his cock at work, I salute you! And I hope you're in a labor union that rallies for your right to masturbate at work. Isn't that what the work world was built on? Some form of literal or figurative masturbation? Consensual of course. 

This is why I'm not a union leader.

Sometimes a guy has to express himself and he may not have a facility with writing poetry or painting a still life of three mangos and a pear. But he can expose to express.

And maybe if he's multi talented, paint a still life of his moving penis and ass and then write a poem about it.

I definitely need to practice some immediate responses if I run into one of these situations. Like for the stealthy penis selfie guy at the gym, I could say: "If you want to do a bicep double flex at the same time, I can take your picture for you."