Public Exposure: Ass vs. Dick

In the timeless battle between ass and dick, we all win. Though some of these dicks and asses give it their all to be crowned victor. Thankfully, we have a tie as I'm not sure how to crown a dick or ass. I would need to settle for deeply honoring them with some sort of tactile ritual.

I'm sure I could come up with something in a pinch.

I remember a popular sociobiology book by Desmond Morris that I took out from the library pretty much because it had a couple of naked guy photos in it. These were purely for scientific purposes (the author's, not mine).

I think he said something about women being drawn to muscular asses as they hold the promise of powerful thrusting and thus worthwhile procreation. Clearly the author would have had no respect for my many anal pregnancies caused by powerful thrusting.

Or at least that's what I think about when I see that armada of ass. I'm guessing it's a water polo team or models hired to impersonate a water polo team.

The dick showoffs express the range of non to fully sexualized. Letting a cock hang soft takes things into asexual nudist territory, though that is challenges when the soft cock is bigger than most hard cocks.

Then we go from partially hard cocks to a guy with his hand wrapped around it, standing on the roof of a car. It's important in life to make one's own stage. It's equally important to have a handy place to stash one's keys, wallet and pants. I think I'll offer my services as an Exhibitionist's Assistant. I'd be a natural.

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