These guys epitomize class. Their partially to fully nude bodies in various states of erection are the gold standard of high society. They have both vim and verve and should be welcome at all the finest dinner parties and operatic recitals.
I may have a warped definition of class.
But you have to admit that all of these images together can add up to a wonderfully classy date with one special man. Before he gets ready to take you out for the day, he has to climb a ladder to do that house repair you requested. Don't you love a handy guy (who gives handies)?
Look at things from the point of view of a penis. Sure, underwear can be comfy. Everyone needs support at least some of the time. Penises can't always go it alone.
But sometimes they just need to breathe. They need fresh air and sometimes sunshine at the same time. A penis with Vitamin D deficiency is not a life goal. That's Vitamin Dick if you were wondering.
Technically, just whipping out the cock would be enough, but sometimes a penis gets lonely and needs the rest of the body to match its exposure. So the penis will take its owner for a walk in public. Or sometimes the owner take the penis for a walk. They're a team.
This one would definitely be in the running at the Kink Olympics. That's the not real global event in which kinks compete in various categories, including popularity. And a totally visible cock swinging in strategically tight (or loose) sweatpants, its outline burned into the brain, is one of the main competitors.
Freeballing in sweat shorts carries some additional risk as you can see from the one example here. That head exposure is either grounds for disqualification or first place.
In this sport, lighter colored sweats seem to be the most common, so maybe the guy in the dark sweat pants felt he had to go the extra mile (of cock) to stand out.
If you're looking for an article of clothing to highlight yet teasingly hide the asshole, a thong is it. Keep this in mind for your next job interview at a Fortune 500 company, as I assume they are all powered by a combination of cutthroat capitalism and anal sex. Though I never even took Econ 101, so what do I know?
I did take Advanced Cultural Studies in Thongs and of course got an A. Plenty of "A"s actually. We spent a hole whole week studying the complex dynamics of the negative space thong, as shown in the guy here "wearing" a tan line thong made of your imagination.
Probably some of these guys wouldn't be into the classic gay thing of calling a guy's muscular chest "tits" but I don't care. They're too exhausted from working out to kick my ass anyhow. And maybe don't mind whatever you call their pecs as long as you pay attention to them.
Close attention. And throw in some worship and everyone will be happy.
Now there's a possibly a couple of these are retouched, namely the guy at the bottom left. And that says more about the person who did the retouching than the bodybuilder himself. Because the pecs, assuredly already big, weren't quite impressive enough so needed electronic help to properly balloon out.
Speedo is a brand name but it ranks right up there with brand names that sound generic like Jell-o, Bandaid, Jeep and Kleenex. Which is perfect because I'm going to need a Kleenex to wipe myself off and a Bandaid for my knee after I pick up a soaking wet Speedo guy in my Jeep and suck him so hard his brain turns to Jell-o.
I don't understand how some Speedos go transparent when wet. That doesn't seem to be an issue in the Olympics so it must be all the performance enhancing drugs that have a side effect of turning wet Speedos opaque. Or it's just that white or light speedos are always an exposure risk.
This guy cannot have enough mirrors and it's obvious why. Nope, it's not because of his smashing body. It's due to his genuine self-admiration. He knows he's muscular and all that but it's the confidence, the eagerness to be himself, fully nude and fully hard, that sets him apart.
In the video description, he notes the exact times he drips precum. I'll keep that bit a surprise. It may remain a surprise as it's a bit difficult to precisely spot. He could stand to make some "gush" sound effect if he wanted it to really pop.
I am amazed he manages to keep his clothes on long enough to make it to the gym. And considering the gym is full of mirrors, he probably gets stalled out staring at himself along the way.
Or he may keep it simple and have a home gym in his garage or basement, complete with mirrors propped against a wall. Or two walls.
Now I want to know his vulnerabilities, where he needs help and support. As that would make him even more attractive. Beyond potential emotional vulnerabilities and needs, I think he could use some genital support. I could hold up his penis with my mouth while he flexed his biceps and chest. That's being a real friend.
Or he could just squirt on my face if he doesn't want to mess up the carpet. He looks like a practical guy who would appreciate that gesture.
"Drauflos" is back and pushing the boundaries of YouTube to the limit. And pushing out the fabric of his bikini underwear to the breaking point. He obviously thrives on exposing 99% of himself to strangers. And it pushes him to work out harder.
He happens to be in his 60s so is an inspiration. Sleazy animal print bikini bottoms have no age. Though they assuredly do have highly specific washing instructions.
Like "After ejaculation, turn inside out, lick clean, and put back on."
Applause to his self-sucking abilities and focus. And to his honesty in his video caption: "For all those who can't self suck, don't have any regrets: the fantasy is far more exciting than the reality for a change and it's so better done by a nice guy giving you a head!!! Believe me! ;-)"
Emoticons don't lie. But I'm still entertained by the visual.
He also expresses some embarrassment over not being fully hard as he's sucking his freshly pumped cock and it's just not in the mood. But half hard seems just about right for tugging and stretching the cock enough to get it in position.
Would you believe that his doctor suggested self-sucking as a means to alleviate his back pain? It's way better than opiates. I wish there were a self-sucking addiction epidemic rather than an opiod addiction one. By watching this video, you're doing your part to save the world.
A great thing about being in a couple (whether long-term or just for the day) is watching the guy do his normal routine. Well, not so much the brushing the teeth part. Or even the super sexy flossing. But his normal shower masturbation.
And maybe watching him put on a bit of a show. Now that could even be the same kind of show he puts on for himself in the mirror, but it's still a show and you get a front row seat.
Or if you prefer to stand and mirror his actions, that works too.
This fella is showing us his morning shower routine. And I have a hunch he could make toasting bread appear sexy, probably timing his ejaculation to when the toast pops out.
He sure knows how to start his day. And add a bright spot to ours. I wonder if he's single. Maybe he needs someone friendly to hold the camera the next time he "makes toast."
This is what you wish you would see when you're doing that trial membership at the new gym down the block. You just love seeing the garishly patterned colorful towel that he uses while he bench presses. Don't you love towels?
Okay, of course it's the guy on top of the towel that we care about. His lean, tight, smooth body with his bobbing erection shows he's quite good at this whole exercise thing. One of his motivations seems to be doing it naked for strangers.
So he'd probably be all good if there were a nude gym. I know in some cases (mostly in Europe) actual nude gyms are a thing. And there are more of them if you count the larger bathhouses that have actual gyms within.
But this guy is working out from home and inviting you in. And we can all agree the highlight is the way his butt crack, and the anus in the shadows, move as he bench presses. I would recommend he invest in a jock strap and his cock and sack look like they need plenty of support. But if showing himself fully is a priority, then I can accept that.
Do folks still call a guy's pecs "tits" or has that gone out of style? Does anyone whisper at the gym, or shout at a bar: "Hey muscle tits, I hope you're into getting your tits worshipped." I sure don't know but whether they're pecs or tits, the fascination is the same.
Some guys almost seem to wear theirs like the chest plate of a suit of armor. And thanks to male nipple privilege, in which men get to be bare chested with impunity while women get crap for voluntarily bearing their nipples, you get to do plenty of bare pec spotting.
Checking the perverted boxes on a few kinks here. He sucks and licks his foot, after showing off the shiny sole for a while. And he jerks while fully exposed to strangers (strangers being the basic definition of most everyone who is watching online).
All this while basically putting you (the camera) in a subservient position below him, as if you're somehow lower than such a creature. I'll admit it's a good position to catch a view of everything. If in person, it would also be the splash zone.
Adding to the scene, consider that others may use that black stand for a computer or even something classy like sheet music. But nope, it's for better display of his foot. I don't think that's what the manufacturer had in mind. Though the plastic and/or metal of it do seem spit and sperm resistant. Which is key around this guy.
I'd give you a tour of his closet and dresser but I think they are nearly empty He doesn't seem quite into (or in) clothes much. Though I think he'd look good in a 1970s jogger's headband. Or maybe a pair of glasses. But that's about it.
So watch him do his thing. And by "do" I mean masturbate. And by "thing" I mean all of himself. And by "watch", well you can figure that part out.
Whether helped in their hang by ball stretchers or genetics, or some combination, big and low-hanging balls are a fine thing to rest your eyes on. They should replace those diagnostic charts at the optometrist with pictures of big, hanging sacks (once the patient turns 18 and signs a release form).
I would also like to propose big pouch, see-through jockstraps for athletes. And no pants. As I'm not really connected to the garment industry, we could just skip that and athletes could simply pull their pants down and spread their legs. As long as I got to choose which athletes, because professional golfers should not be viewed below the waist. Keep those plaid pants on.
This is not an Adidas ad. Though Adidas would be smart to advertise here, considering the massive amount of boners that inhabit their gear. And the fact that their company mission statement (for the penis side of the company) is "Strive to create gear for fetishists to put their boners inside of."
Mission accomplished.
They don't own the concept of nylon shorts of course, just a large enough share of the market that nylon short kink photos often have their logo. This is just like how guys naked in the woods except for running shoes often have Nikes on. Finally some Fortune 500 companies do something decent for society.
