Public Exposure: Ride the Exhibitionist Express

If there were a separate train car just for exhibitionists, it would be full of voyeurs hoping to spot some naked flesh. Meanwhile, the exhibitionists would be busy doing their thing in the other train cars. There's just not as much thrill exposing in a preset boundary. It's too much like coloring within the lines.

Though I'm sure the voyeurs would like some clue where to find their visual targets. And there's not exactly a time-honored signal that exhibitionists give to indicate what they do beyond doing it. So just keeping one's eyes open to possibilities is the way to go. Quick moments of exposure that turn a train car into a portable strip club with only train fare as cover.

One foolproof method is to become a train security person, but the kind at home base viewing through closed circuit cameras. Any respectably secure public transportation system is going to have cameras at this point. The driver, separated and locked away from the passenger cars, would likely have access but not be paying attention except if there's an emergency.

But the security folks at home base would have a constant view, albeit not at a face to face angle but more from above. Still they likely see plenty, from the mundane to the obscene.

No, I've never seen any nudity in a train car, but I have seen a guy seated a couple of rows down and opposite from me who was definitively not wearing underwear and was most likely on his way to participate in a study of those with abnormally large genital bulges, including testicles that appeared to be verging to escape into visibility out the leg of one's shorts.

His smile told the tale.

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