Public Exposure: Extreme VPL

V for Visible. P for Penis. L for Line. As in "There's going to be a line of people on their knees in front of these guys if they keep displaying their VPLs so prominently."

It helps to use things in a sentence so their meaning is clear.

For as brazen as female cleavage displays are, I'm surprised VPLs don't make themselves known from frequently. This societal lack is potentially due to a horrible thing called underwear. More specifically, boxers or the lack of underwear will often result in a VPL. But semi-tight briefs combined with average pants (not super tight and not baggy, clingy sweatpants) tend to cancel out the VPL, unfortunately.

But there are ways to get them going, like mentally or manually triggering one's own semi-erection. For some, even the thought that folks are seeing their VPL is enough to make the VPL more prominent.

It's sort of a self-fulfilling penis prophecy. Though it's not quite as self-fulfilling as auto fellatio.

I can't attest that everyone with a VPL has a sexual motive in mind. Some folks just have VPLs in the course of their everyday (or special athletic) activities. Erection is not at all required to make VPLs happen. A big sack tends to push the penis out like it's on a pillow, presenting itself like a crown.

Forgive me for my lack of expertise on crowns because probably they aren't presented on a pillow of balls. But they would be if I were queen. I promise you.

So go out and look and then make VPLs happen and see who looks at you. It's a portable activity that's an excellent use of your time. I swear.