Public Exposure: Jacking & Fisting & Sucking, Oh My

If you sometimes wonder why some folks are politically radical, beyond that they are expressing their own beliefs with urgency, this group of naked guys can be a helpful illustration of why.

See the guys fisting in public? They make the guy just standing there with his bike in the air look quite demure. And the guy giving head in public (yes, in front of the whole crowd at a bar during the day counts), well the sucker and suckee make the guy just standing there nude but for his backpack look innocent as fuck.

Perhaps with emphasis on the fuck. I wish.

So extreme actions in any arena create a seemingly palatable center. Though the center may still be bad and wrong. Or sometimes the extremes are, such as in voyeurism if you want to see some nudity but not necessarily fisting to the elbow.

Because there's no polite way to interact with someone fisting to the elbow. Shaking their hand is quite impossible as it's otherwise occupied. Or technically it's occupying.

Voyeurism carries its own risks, beyond getting caught. As you may at some point see too much. Like I don't want to look close up at a guy riding his bike naked. Think of the poor bike seat. Haven't bike seats been through enough?!

See that was extreme faux outrage. I'd rather have my pick of random naked scenarios. And erring on seeing more naked guys than clothed in a day works for me. Again, I wish.

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