Public Exposure: WTF Is Happening Naked?

So there's a group of guys behind the van and one of the seems to be in a classic position of adjusting his cock and balls in his shorts. Except his shorts are below his knees, so what the fuck is happening?

One clue is the guy just to his left is fiddling with his own bulge. So I'm guessing they are ironically posing as if they are about to start a full-on circle jerk in public. And then someone took a picture. Then they all go have lunch and nothing happens. Except two of them secretly meet up later to do absolutely everything together.

Then we have a guy naked on the street making the window dresser ogle him. This is really going to throw off the intent of people focusing on the product in the window. Or some folks may think a highly realistic mannequin has escaped. Because those folks are stupid and don't know real ass from plastic.

Obviously the guy at top right is passing time during a trip. It's better than watching any recent Star Trek movie, which are uniformly awful, despite Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.

I'm guessing the guy in the middle row is being urged on by his housemates to jerk off out the window. Because that is obviously appropriate behavior in all situations in which there's a house, a window and a penis.

The guy being followed by several photographers is obviously some model and/or artist type making a grand statement, but all I see is a naked guy being pursued by millennial zombies who happen to own stylish clothing and DSLR cameras.

As for the naked rock climber, I've never wanted to be a rock face more in my life.

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