Public Exposure: Do It

You may have figured out I like to promote public exposure because I'm immune to the consequences. I won't be cited for indecent exposure (because my pants tend to stay on) but I'm happy to come across it in-person or evidence of it online.

Also, as a practical matter when someone is nude they can't conceal any non-metaphorical weapons. I like that. Though they are still free to break my heart.

So strip. Peel off the clothes. Remove the coverings. Splash some futuristic chemical on your sartorial splendor until your garments dissolve in a flurry of fireworks and music.

Maybe I should invent clothes that make bump and grind burlesque music when removed. Since I don't have any mechanical and electrical engineering abilities, and can barely sew, I may solve this by just making those primal noises from my own self while standing near whoever is ridding themselves of their clothes.

I may need a fleet of people willing to do the same thing. So the world can be filled with the wondrous sounds of nakedness. And we can finally all agree what sound a penis would make if it could sing.

Though I suspect they all sound like 1999 Britney Spears. She's an icon for a reason.

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