Kink Spotlight: Cock Pops

The cake pop trend needs to end. A single small blob of compressed cake on the end of a stick gives you the benefit of portion control, but mainly gives the seller the benefit of charging way more for cake than the universe should allow. So enough with cake pops. We need to move on to cock pops.

That's a lollipop cock. Flared head. Or a thick cock with head to match. Because nobody will complain about a lollipop with a fat, suckable stick.

Now you can't quite know if a guy has a cock pop between his legs until it's fully hard. No matter how flared out a cock head is, when it's soft, it's soft. So if you're hungry for cock pops, you better get busy searching.

And when you find one or more, you can combine it with the food kink and add some flavoring as you lick and suck. Maple syrup might be messy so you'll have to spend a lot of time making sure to lap it all up. And it does complete the cycle of nature. Someone builds a maple syrup spigot and taps a tree, cooks it all down to syrup, filters it, packages it, and sells it. Then you get some, drip it on an engorged cock head and suck it up.

Well, it's not really full circle unless you then find a maple tree in active use and pee and/or jack off on it. Of course, tree sex is a whole other kink. Then that opens up the whole dryad (tree nymph) thing, and I just can't go there at the moment as that's just too kinky. Best to stick with something respectable like licking maple syrup off a giant mushroom cock head.

Or just suck cock and then eat a stack of pancakes like everyone else.

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