GayDemon's Blog: On this page you can find all gay porn posts related to male selfies listed in order they where published.
21 Jun 2016
All six spots in this one go to the same dick. And the guy attached. Because look at him.
What a wonderful guy! Kind, caring, generous, funny, creative, loving. A beacon of hope in dark times. Or maybe he is. I really have no idea. But hey, check out his pecs! And his cock!
14 Jun 2016
Oh my gosh, look at all these guys who accidentally primped and posed for the camera, exposing themselves forever. Perhaps each slipped on some sort of banana peel, precipitating this incident.
And what a magic banana peel it must have been! Because it enrolls a guy at the gym, makes him horny enough to take a selfie, and makes him doubly horny enough to upload it somewhere.
7 Jun 2016
No, Major Abs is not a position in the military. Though it may be a side effect. But clearly, dick raises are a proven way to workout one's core.
That and crunches. As in dick in ass crunches. As in wow, your hole is so tight it's really practically crunching my dick but in the anal context that feels good.
Fucking someone is also a good workout, especially if you're holding a 10 pound weight in each hand while doing it.
31 May 2016
Not a vacation from men. A vacation about men. So when you get a day off this summer (or call in sick because you need to jack off all day), it can totally be man-focused. Penis-focused. Whatever-focused you want. Because we all need a vacation sometimes from all that other stuff.
Maybe in that instant a guy takes a selfie and in that instant he shares it out, it's a vacation from his everyday persona. Though with some of these guys, their naked selfie self is more the "real" them than their dressed at work self. Who knows? Men are complicated.
23 May 2016
We have a big dick situation and I'm not sure who to call for help. I tried Comcast customer service but as purveyors of internet service, they are really not the best folks to react swiftly to a big dick situation. One might even suggest Internet Service Provider be replaced as a term by Internet Big Dick Provider.
If Comcast is yours, you may want to check your bill to make sure they don't charge you by the inch. Because if they do, this post may put you over your limit.
17 May 2016
Hey look, it's a bunch of guys who are not my fuck buddy! Because I don't have a fuck buddy! But I can look, right? And so can you.
Maybe I should focus on having a fuck enemy. They say makeup sex can be the best, but that requires being in a relationship to start, then having a conflict, then making up, then having sex. That's way too much work.
10 May 2016
Plus jocks. Because what good is working out if nobody sees. It's like if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? Okay, not that because yes it does because that's physics. Plus animals hear it. More like if a jock strap is stuffed to maximum and nobody sees it, then why the fuck didn't that person show it to me because I want to see it, dammit!?
3 May 2016
Everyday guys with ever day dick I hate the word lifestyle when it comes to gay stuff, as it’s identity not lifestyle. And yet, I would not mind a lifestyle involving dick every day. Dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Plus on weekends, dick for brunch, which is where the word brick came from. Trust me. I know my homosexual etymology.
It’s like commercial fashion vs. couture. Everyday dick vs. seasonal. Though when people used to have nervous yet somehow carefree sex in parks, that was somewhat seasonal. After all, you can’t slide your dick out the leg of your jogging shorts if it’s not jogging shorts weather. If you’re outside anyhow. Unless you're into shivering. Or live in Florida.
26 Apr 2016
These guys all met up and planned their selfies together, all to make you jack off to them. This is my selfie conspiracy theory. As conspiracy theories goes, it's no less provable than most, and a lot more fun. Plus no men in black hiding alien landings from our knowledge.
Thought the guy sticking his tongue out could be an alien. Possibly the genderless ruler of the planet Dicktron?
19 Apr 2016
Not "manspreading" as in self-entitled men spreading their legs ultra-wide on crowded public transportation taking multiple seats because they are just so important. But "manspreading" as in check out these hot, fucking guys because I'm going to spread so they can have a hot, fucking time in my hot, fucking hole.
Yeah, I said hole.
12 Apr 2016
Don't you want to order up some hunky naked guys? Amazon doesn't yet sell that so you'll have to get creative. As there is no Amazon PrimeHunkyNakedGuys app (yet).
Now the selfies these guys take are way more interesting than the selfies the inanimate objects Amazon sells would take. Although a hand mirror's self-portrait could be philosophically interesting. And a dildo's would be philosophically depraved.
5 Apr 2016
Hey, don't you want the guy you're with to have your idea of a dream body? Like you see him with clothes on, and are hoping when you unwrap the present that is him, that you won't want to return him.
For some a dream body is a big, old bear. I don't mean big ol' I mean old as in actually old. And for others a dream body is not caring about the guy's body but just wanting to play with his used underwear. So that's sort of a negative space situation. Clothes without the body.
Attraction is complicated.
29 Mar 2016
Happy may be too strong a word. Bemused? Eager? Philosophical? Agitated? Confused? Discombobulated? Recombobulated? Clumsy? Lazy?
Yeah all those things, which pretty much add up to happy. Or whatever its called when you stare at naked guys for prolonged periods of time, wondering who they are, what brought the to that moment of exposure. And most of all wondering if any of them think about it as hard as I do.
Yeah, it's a no on that one. But that's okay as their dicks can think for them.
25 Mar 2016
If you're not familiar with deadpan Conan O'Brien show producer Jordan Schlansky, then know that he's a deadpan Conan O'Brien show producer. And he has fast become the most fastidious person in the world. He'd call Martha Stewart sloppy.
Basically, he's annoying as fuck, but maintains to be a grim-faced good sport through Conan's target practice on his quirks. In this case, the rather mainstream quirk of manscaping.
23 Mar 2016
Infinity plus one is still infinity. So here we are at the world of infinite dick. These 6 have pushed it over the edge. The tipping point at which there are more dicks online than there are humans in the universe. But have we reached dick saturation? Speaking for myself, and my own dick hunger, nope.
It's always time for more dick. Such as during wedding vows. That's a great time for dick. If anyone has any objections to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace. That's a great time for dick. To work dick into one's wedding vows. Commit to dick.