Public Exposure: Super Classy Super Naked Guys

These guys epitomize class. Their partially to fully nude bodies in various states of erection are the gold standard of high society. They have both vim and verve and should be welcome at all the finest dinner parties and operatic recitals.

I may have a warped definition of class.

But you have to admit that all of these images together can add up to a wonderfully classy date with one special man. Before he gets ready to take you out for the day, he has to climb a ladder to do that house repair you requested. Don't you love a handy guy (who gives handies)?

Then he nakedly drives you to a fancy brunch spot, pausing on the way there to wag his erection from a roadside hilltop. Because that's what roadside hilltops are for.

The brunch place has a lovely patio, complete with cocksucking orgy. Because only the most stylist brunch spots have cocksucking-specific patios. They harken back to the days when everyone understood the true purpose of a restaurant patio.

Then before you make your way to the next stop on your adventurous, classy day, he invites you to sit on the toilet stall next to him because he wants to know how his jeans look all bunched up at his shins and if he's holding his penis at the right angle to be visible to his faithful audience of tearoom queens.

Yeah, sometimes it takes several sleazy men to make one classy one. If you use your imagination.

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