2 Feb 2018
Depending where you live, pubic nudity may be illegal automatically. Or it may be fine (even if right in front of authorities) unless someone directly complains and then you don't put clothes on or leave. And in those situations, it's all about context.
So a guy flashes his cock on the train. But he doesn't strip down to nothing and masturbate flat on his back. Because flashing cock is a train activity. Public masturbation and even ejaculation is a street fair activity. Well, depending on which street fair.
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23 Jan 2018
It's a rare body part that can be seen from the front and back. Sure, a demonically possessed person can twist their head 360 degrees, but that doesn't quite have the charm of being able to view a healthy ball sack from behind.
The way it sags and swings and bounces can be hypnotic and so inviting.
But if the demonically possessed person has a big swinging ball sack too, then that's just the best of both worlds, isn't it? Just remember to bring your holy water and/or lube. No offense to the demonically-possessed community intended.
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16 Jan 2018
The cake pop trend needs to end. A single small blob of compressed cake on the end of a stick gives you the benefit of portion control, but mainly gives the seller the benefit of charging way more for cake than the universe should allow. So enough with cake pops. We need to move on to cock pops.
That's a lollipop cock. Flared head. Or a thick cock with head to match. Because nobody will complain about a lollipop with a fat, suckable stick.
Now you can't quite know if a guy has a cock pop between his legs until it's fully hard. No matter how flared out a cock head is, when it's soft, it's soft. So if you're hungry for cock pops, you better get busy searching.
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14 Jan 2018
This guy is ticking all your fetish boxes. Daddy. Dildo. Dress Shirt. Socks. Dildo. Exhibitionism. Salt and Pepper Hair. Verbal.
Though I think he forgot the one where he submissively does my chores and then gets on all fours to double as a coffee table. Because inanimate object fetish is a thing.
Now he's using poppers in this. Not trying to promote their use so be aware of the risks involved (and never use with Viagra in any 24-hour period as they can cause heart problems). That said, the way he's attacking his hole with the thick dildo means I'm not surprised he needs some assistance.
I also imagine that this is why people want a private office at work. I think this is pretty much what CEOs do all day. At least those who are CEOs of dildo manufacturers.
I will admit I'm not the CEO of a dildo manufacturer, but if I were, it would be a highly respectful workplace. And everyone would have a private office. With optional cam.
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5 Jan 2018
Yes, that giant bulge guy on the train counts as exposure. He knows exactly what he's doing. The closed eyes are a way to give folks permission to stare. And even if he is asleep and popping a boner that way, he knows his own boners often come when he sleeps so he's still exposing himself.
Seconds after that picture was taken, his shorts burst in a million pieces from the pressure. His shorts ejaculated.
The other guys are all going places too, including the admittedly fuzzy but worth it one snapping a selfie on a red-eye flight. Or in this case, it's a moon glow blue flight. Whatever it is, he's insane for that level of risk. Putting on the overhead light of all things. He may have inadvertently called for assistance.
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12 Dec 2017
Finally a sexual interest I don't understand! At all! Once you get past the obvious "pearl necklace" association, this is basically naked guys in necklaces. That could be a crucifix or dog tags or something entirely different.
But probably not actual pearls. Unfortunately. I'd much prefer imitation pearls. Why hurt an oyster for glamour?
Okay, I guess I ever so slightly get it, because I'm suddenly picturing shirtless lifeguards with a corded whistle around the neck. Or a sexy guy fleeing a sexy vampire so of course the non-vampire sexy guy is wearing a garlic necklace.
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7 Dec 2017
Sometimes a guy has to express himself and he may not have a facility with writing poetry or painting a still life of three mangos and a pear. But he can expose to express.
And maybe if he's multi talented, paint a still life of his moving penis and ass and then write a poem about it.
I definitely need to practice some immediate responses if I run into one of these situations. Like for the stealthy penis selfie guy at the gym, I could say: "If you want to do a bicep double flex at the same time, I can take your picture for you."
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7 Oct 2017
You may have figured out I like to promote public exposure because I'm immune to the consequences. I won't be cited for indecent exposure (because my pants tend to stay on) but I'm happy to come across it in-person or evidence of it online.
Also, as a practical matter when someone is nude they can't conceal any non-metaphorical weapons. I like that. Though they are still free to break my heart.
So strip. Peel off the clothes. Remove the coverings. Splash some futuristic chemical on your sartorial splendor until your garments dissolve in a flurry of fireworks and music.
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19 Sep 2017
Very difficult not to write Salt-N-Pepa because they are everything. But let's focus on guys with salt and pepper hair. And how much we want them to aah push it, puh-push it real good.
For a melanin loss process that happens naturally, it's not like that certain look is worthy of congratulations. Though some folks will dye away the grey. Which is fine, but they're missing out on folks who are super drawn to that look.
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15 Aug 2017
This isn't quite like calling a dick a kink. Because being into dick is a pretty basic thing. Even being into balls is fairly basic since they come along for the ride. Nope. Low-hanging balls. Swinging sack of potatoes. Cum-filled plums.
I'm allowed to call them things that aren't popular sayings. Soon the world will be shouting cum-filled plums from all the rooftops of apartment buildings that house guys with cum-filled plums.
Or going nonverbal with your interest is fine too. Love is an action, right? So love of low-hanging balls is an action too.
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20 Jul 2017
Jan Olejko likes to work out a lot. In very brief briefs. And posts snippets of himself getting his muscles just how he likes them. All while not acknowledging in the slightest that he's working out in his underwear for the public.
Thank you Jan.
There are too many to pick from but these two highlight his bulge from two angles. Oh and lots of workout techniques. Though he never talks. Just a few times laughs at himself messing up a move.
Ha ha Jan. I also just messed up my pants.
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18 Jul 2017
I'm picturing a foreskin speakeasy. Back during prohibition, these were underground illegal bars that served liquor so they had secret knocks and little sliding openings built into the door for the door person to decide if they'd let you in or not.
Well, I want a foreskin one where some guy would have to wave his dick in my face and I could assess if he has a foreskin or not. Though I'd let all the guys in because, hell, they're dicks. But foreskins to the head of the line.
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21 Mar 2017
Like a picture frame for a guy's ass and a push-up bra for a guy's cock and sack, jockstraps can do it all. And for those of us with a kink for the fuckers, they can make our day.
There's plenty else they can do too, like soak up a six pack's worth of piss. Dependent on someone sucking up some of the liquid and overall not caring if the pee drips down the guy's ass and legs.
Jockstraps can also retain a visceral memory of a guy's intense gym workout. Or of the hours he's spent rubbing himself through, and sometimes within, that jockstrap fabric.
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10 Feb 2017
There's that game where someone hides something and gives you clues of hot as you get closer to it and cold as you get further away. I wish I could play that but with finding naked guys.
These guys would be giving me a huge head start though, because they aren't exactly hiding. So the game would probably just be called hot and we've already won.
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29 Dec 2016
This guy has super scandalized what was certainly a chaste, unworldly truck driver. It could be perceived as a desperate invitation to be fucked if it weren't for truck drivers being on rather exacting schedules.
Hopefully the mooning was near the offramp to the rest stop so a romantic connection could be made.
In moments lacking in actual romance, I find that just calling them romantic anyway does the trick. Like "Wow, that guy exposing himself at the restaurant is sure romantic."
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