GayDemon's Blog: On this page you can find all gay porn posts related to male selfies listed in order they where published.
1 Dec 2016
These are guys who don't even need to be playing Truth or Dare to do something nude (or nude-adjacent) in public. Because as much as mountain climbers are adrenaline junkies, these are exposure junkies.
Now what the hell would happen if there were a nude mountain climber? That's a lot of adrenaline pulsing. Though it would be tricky to get more than a few feet off the ground without the right gear (that you may need pockets for).
17 Nov 2016
Whether it's lazy "accidental" exposure or full-on, blatant exhibitionism, the gist of it is "look at my cock" as if shouted from the rooftops.
And if there are several other naked guys on the rooftop at the same time, then "look at the cock of the guy third from the left in the red sneakers" should work.
It's easier to stand out in a crowd of fully-dressed people. Keep that in mind.
20 Oct 2016
Look out, there's a dick! There's another one! And there's a bare ass!
Duck! Or stop, drop and roll! Or go into a bomb shelter!
Or stare at the dick and expose yours right back. That'll show 'em! And maybe earn you a date or several.
20 Sep 2016
Luka, Jhonny, Aura and Thomas have one thing in common. They're all voting for the non-racist, non-sexist, non-homophobic, non-xenophobic candidate in all upcoming elections (hint!) because they love themselves. Oh, and they like to fuck themselves on cam.
And Jhonny likes to spell his name kinda weird. Which, hey, is a great thing. Weird is great! You gotta love weird. Just like you gotta love color-coordinated pink dildos. It's like Nate Berkus himself designed them.
30 Aug 2016
Are these guys as super smooth as their super smooth bodies? Super suave? Super seductive? Super market?
Strike market. I'm in the middle of making dinner right now.
And for dinner, I would prefer to sip aperitif while gazing lustfully and wistfully at these fellas.
Maybe if I stare long enough, one of the will tell me what aperitif means.
25 Aug 2016
Would you go to a restaurant famous for its pecs and dicks? Way better than fish and chips in my opinion, and nobody has to get hurt. Except maybe emotionally when the one night stand turns out to be an actual one night stand.
Who decided on the one night stand thing anyhow? Seems an arbitrary number. Because one is one but is still a number. If you had to have sex with someone twice and once wasn't an option, would you have sex with them once? I mean twice? Or would you need to know them better before you decided?
16 Aug 2016
He takes his position of exhibitionist honor with all six picture slots. Now when can I take my position of honor with all two of his slots?
If you're wondering about his workout, how he stays so lean, it's like that one where you walk around with ankle weights all the time. The extra pounds add to the caloric burn. Except by ankle weights I mean pounds of dick.
9 Aug 2016
Can someone make me an adult-sized man doll toy to play with? Can call it Buff Buddy. Would help if it were alive and all that comes with being alive.
Like arms to hold me down in position. Pecs to squeeze. Legs to squeeze me. And underwear to "find" in his underwear drawer and perhaps be caught trying on.
3 Aug 2016
I'm here to start a movement. Make that two movements. One the movement of hand on dick. The other a movement in which every selfie brings us closer to world peace.
Then make that mouth on dick too, which is something I politically support because a person with a dick in his mouth cannot speak ill of another. Though he can suck and give the finger to the bachelorette party that peeks down the gay bar alley and witnesses the mouth on dick. And telling bachelorette parties to fuck off really does bring us all closer together.
29 Jul 2016
Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.
Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.
Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.
26 Jul 2016
In this case, muscle is just standing there, which is fine. I mean, would it kill the muscle to notice my new outfit and what I've done with my hair? No, but one can only hope for so much.
Has there ever been a relationship between a muscle guy and a non-gym guy in which they don't get enough space away from each other? I figure working out a couple hours a day would help provide that balance. Plus the several hours of mirror time a day should cover the rest.
I may be in a relationship with several muscle men right now and not even know it because we've totally nailed the space issue proactively.
19 Jul 2016
Pride parade season is winding down most places. Floats have been disassembled, sequined fabrics folded up, and gay-bashing fascist lunatics have put away their baseball bats. Because they never bought them to actually play baseball.
So it's important to remember that it's always time for a dick parade!
Followed by an ass parade. That works too.
12 Jul 2016
Cock's a muscle too, right? Then add it to the list of what these gym rats are showing off. It's only a matter of time before someone invents crotchless gym shorts.
Why wait to get home to start flashing cock?
5 Jul 2016
It's important to know your angles. Or just take 50 selfies and pick the best one. That works too.
Some of these guys could take 50 selfies and end up with 50 best ones. What a problem to have.
This is the time to remember that if you show off more in the summer, just strictly due to warmth (or vice versa for winter if you're below the equator), then showing off can be year round. Ass is seasonless.
28 Jun 2016
Someone once told me there's a reason besides looking hot that people go to the gym, but I forgot what they said. Maybe diabetes prevention or something? Or looking hot while reducing risk of diabetes? Or just looking hot maybe?
Wait, looking hot is not the alternate reason besides looking hot that people go to the gym for. Clearly I'm flustered here and mixing prepositions and penises.