19 Oct 2017
It takes some liberated guys to pose for their own upskirt photos. Or, in this case, upkilt. Because normally someone has to put mirrors on the tops of their shoes and do complex mirror math to secretly grab a photo.
Not so with these fellas who let their Scottish bits out to breathe on the highlands. I'm a bit weak on Scottish examples, so they're cocks are out.
Then we have some serious goofballs being naked where you are not supposed to be naked. At least the cyclist has some common sense. His wallet's in his backpack.
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12 Oct 2017
Whether you're the guy sucking yourself off outdoors or the one gasping at the beauty of naked guys prancing around exposed, it's time to open wide.
And then, like, shove it in or something.
Sure public nudity calls to mind sex but isn't always the same thing. But it is a great way to flirt. Maybe next time someone sees you are 49 feet away in the gay dating app, it will help when they realize you're the totally naked one on the street. Or grocery store. Or chess tournament.
Because there's plenty of awesome cock at chess tournaments.
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7 Oct 2017
You may have figured out I like to promote public exposure because I'm immune to the consequences. I won't be cited for indecent exposure (because my pants tend to stay on) but I'm happy to come across it in-person or evidence of it online.
Also, as a practical matter when someone is nude they can't conceal any non-metaphorical weapons. I like that. Though they are still free to break my heart.
So strip. Peel off the clothes. Remove the coverings. Splash some futuristic chemical on your sartorial splendor until your garments dissolve in a flurry of fireworks and music.
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28 Sep 2017
There's the super blatant approach of participating in a naked (or near-naked) bike ride. And the super subtle approach of just happening to have your balls hanging out of your blue collar pants. But they have one thing in common.
Balls.
And there's not a real class that can teach you all this. Except whatever lessons you learn from your own intense sex drive and need to expose. For some reason, it's still a taboo, even though violence would be the actual horrible thing in the universe. Non-consensual viewing of certain private parts can be awful of course. So it's good you clicked here willingly.
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21 Sep 2017
Out as in dick hanging out. As in strangers can see your dick hanging out. I like that. I'm very pro that. Though depends on the guy as most things do.
I'd forgotten how lovely the suburbs are. Not for anything but maybe the guy across the way from your place liking to hang out naked in his yard or driveway. Definitely a motivator to invisibly watch from a dark room through a slat in the blinds. Not creepy at all.
Or the more direct approach of walking right over to his place and welcoming him to the neighborhood with a cake or a tomato or a tomato cake. Whatever works to have a conversation with him while he's naked.
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14 Sep 2017
If you luck out and see a hot guy naked in public and he's reasonably physically accessible (not zooming buy on a jet ski) then you'll need some solid options for opening lines.
First some bad ones:
- Who stole your clothes?
- Was it me who stole your clothes?
- What are your thoughts on the criminal justice system and the stealing of clothes?
- Blink once if you're okay. Twice if you need help.
- Why are you not simultaneously ashamed and fully erect?
That last one only doesn't not work if he's not fully erect. If he is fully erect, it gets complicated.
So what about some good opening lines? Here is my gift to you:
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7 Sep 2017
Now I wouldn't encourage any lawbreaking, but if there happen to be laws against being naked in public and you want to be naked in public, then hey, more power to you. Just don't freak the fuck out of anyone or piss anyone off too badly.
What laws there are sometimes require someone actually to complain for it to be a problem. The nudity itself is not an issue. The reaction to it makes it a problem.
So I could cancel that out by bestowing praise upon these nude guys and that could erase the offense. Life doesn't work this way because we're all individuals, but I would give it the old college try such as by ejaculating on the situation.
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31 Aug 2017
Those guys in the movie theater are sure brave. They aren't waiting for the blowjob that will be happening during the actual movie because they aren't into the Hollywoodization of blowjobs. Nope. They're all for the real thing.
Though you have to wonder if they'd be as into it in privacy. Is it the risk that makes it exciting? Because I don't think the theater staff allows flash photography. They prefer blowjobs to be in the dark. Especially during the horrible Transformers 3.
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24 Aug 2017
You're going to want to get special glasses to safely view naked men in public. Otherwise you'll burn out your sexual retinas. Luckily these special glasses are widely available.
And they're called eyelids and neck muscles. Basically just close your eyes and turn away as needed so as not to fill your pants with ejaculate. Unless you're into that. Then stare away.
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17 Aug 2017
If you happen to spot a naked guy in public or semi-public, do not by shy about gawking. That's what gawking was invented for. Depending what time of day or night it is and where you are, sometimes the meaning of gawking includes masturbating.
As in "I was uncontrollably gawking at the team of naked guys." See how masturbation is built into that? Obviously.
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10 Aug 2017
So there's this guy on YouTube who has a few halfhearted videos and an ebook. He can't much compete with the whole Abs After 40 thing, and who could because if you don't have abs when you turn 40 your torso can't hold you up and you keep toppling over into a big vat of pancake batter.
But this guy, who goes by the powerful YouTube handle "Richard," blows them all away. With his ass. With this extremely perverted close-up view of him working out his ass in public in a gym.
Now there's nothing wrong with him doing that. But just imagine people seeing the cameraperson holding the camera between Richard's legs from behind. Hey Richard, I'm available for that job anytime!
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5 Aug 2017
That's the thought bubble over most of these guys' heads. Because they don't need to scream it when it's true. Though I bet the group of naked guys cheering the bike race while naked are screaming it.
So what's a group of naked guys called? If a group of crows is a murder and a group of lions is a pride and a group of dolphins is a pod, then a group of naked guys is definitely called a party.
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27 Jul 2017
Being naked is fun. And if you're like me, it's especially fun to be a naked bottom. By which I mean being on the receiving end of seeing naked guys, their naked, exposed bodies penetrating my mind.
That's probably not the naked bottom thing you were thinking. Though I suppose they could coexist. Just probably not handcuffed to a tree in public.
Because what did the tree ever do to deserve that? It's not like trees subscribe to the Naked Bondage Bottom of the Month Club and each month a different bottom is bound to the tree. Because what tree could afford that?
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20 Jul 2017
Jan Olejko likes to work out a lot. In very brief briefs. And posts snippets of himself getting his muscles just how he likes them. All while not acknowledging in the slightest that he's working out in his underwear for the public.
Thank you Jan.
There are too many to pick from but these two highlight his bulge from two angles. Oh and lots of workout techniques. Though he never talks. Just a few times laughs at himself messing up a move.
Ha ha Jan. I also just messed up my pants.
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15 Jul 2017
Sure a guy could try and say "I took my clothes off because it was hot out." Or "My clothes slipped off my sweaty body in the heat." Or "When it's hot out, I get incredibly erect thinking about how I'm going to take off my clothes in public and expose myself to strangers."
Well maybe that last one isn't even in the excuse category.
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