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Can someone invite me to the next obscene public or semi-public display of male flesh? Or major bulge? Shock worthy bulge. 

Flopping, happy, bouncing, highly detailed bulge. Of which I wholeheartedly approve.

Feel free to post some sort of schedule so I can know where to be when. As gayborhoods aren't so much a thing anymore and even if they were half the gayborhood is married and doesn't do such things, at least as much as they used to.

This guy has super scandalized what was certainly a chaste, unworldly truck driver. It could be perceived as a desperate invitation to be fucked if it weren't for truck drivers being on rather exacting schedules.

Hopefully the mooning was near the offramp to the rest stop so a romantic connection could be made.

In moments lacking in actual romance, I find that just calling them romantic anyway does the trick. Like "Wow, that guy exposing himself at the restaurant is sure romantic." 

Normally going to an ATM is uneventful. Unless you're a criminal who likes to back up their van to it and tie a rope around the ATM and drag it off. So seeing a guy's bare ass in front of you at the ATM would tend to be a stand out moment in your day. 

And also for the view the ATM security camera gets.

Pulled down shorts in a sportsball match is semi-likely though. They do like to grab and pull each other's shorts down, don't they?

Shameless naked guys hanging out make me happy. Though without shame, it's a bit less exciting, so I hope some of them got caught. And got some shaming, disgusted, freaked out looks.

That tends to be a turn on.

Though when it's a table of four guys all naked from the waist down, you sense there's safety in numbers. That's a lot of people to gaze at disapprovingly.

Where haven't nude men been? Besides the moon. And that's only because of that pesky outer space dress code. Though some flasher will find a way.

I tend not to spend a lot of time in outer space, or, more locally to our planet, highways. So I'm not sure how folks react to seeing a nude guy by the side of the road. Since they're going fast, probably not much. Unless they choose to stop. 

Truck drivers have been known for their dalliances. And fuzzy, scented dice.

These are guys who don't even need to be playing Truth or Dare to do something nude (or nude-adjacent) in public. Because as much as mountain climbers are adrenaline junkies, these are exposure junkies.

Now what the hell would happen if there were a nude mountain climber? That's a lot of adrenaline pulsing. Though it would be tricky to get more than a few feet off the ground without the right gear (that you may need pockets for).

Check out the guy in the jockstrap. Totally overdressed!

I mean WTF. It's like wearing a three piece suit to a gang bang.

Speaking of which, if you know of any gang bangs involving three piece suits, sign me up. Especially the pinstripe variety. But not houndstooth. I find that dizzying.

Whether it's lazy "accidental" exposure or full-on, blatant exhibitionism, the gist of it is "look at my cock" as if shouted from the rooftops. 

And if there are several other naked guys on the rooftop at the same time, then "look at the cock of the guy third from the left in the red sneakers" should work.

It's easier to stand out in a crowd of fully-dressed people. Keep that in mind.

Well some of these guys do rest squarely in "letting it all hang out" territory. Because being fully nude on the hood of your car on the side of the highway?  That is a lifestyle choice.

And jacking off amid the library stacks? That is kind of creepy as fuck. Unless it's in the section where they keep all the tedious Henry James novels. Being squired on would make them more bearable.

Now let us take a moment to revel in how the beach guy's dick is arranged. One word: looooooong.

Dicks do so much. Granted, they wont do your dishes or take out the trash for you. But they do everything else. Such as make watching a guy ride his bike a sexual event.

Or keeping the ripped jeans trend alive and kicking.

Or liven up a party. Or a train. Or a store.

Thank you, exposed cocks! Couldn't do it without you.

Look out, there's a dick! There's another one! And there's a bare ass! 

Duck! Or stop, drop and roll! Or go into a bomb shelter! 

Or stare at the dick and expose yours right back. That'll show 'em! And maybe earn you a date or several.

Thighs are a thing. A major thing. Open or closed. Because open is wow, especially when they're muscle thighs. And closed is also wow, hoping they open.

The jockstrap exposure is insanely deliberate. That guy deserves a reward, beyond the obvious 72 consecutive hours of tag team muscle worship from a mob of horny guys.

I should mention I'm totally willing to wait my turn in line. I have really good etiquette in mobs.

Sometimes a guy will "accidentally" wear tiny shorts and no underwear and somehow manage to spread his legs wide in public. No control over what happens next.

Sack happens. Hello sack.

Or sometimes a guy will "not realize" his shorts, despite covering more leg, somehow have a hole right where the sack falls out.

This isn't all the same person, but imagine it is. What's his day been like?

Woke up naked but no need to show that as it's not in public.

Followed by a range of activities that are rather unremarkable, except for the whole "you're nude where?!" thing.

Biked to work. Bike commuting is a very healthy activity. And also helps witnesses exercise their jaw muscles from gaping jaw and talking about the scandal.

Fun is in the eye of the beholder. Or in this case, the dick of the beheld. It's that dick brain that tells the guy to drop his pants (and sometimes everything else).

3-2-1-flash.

The pic can't tell us how long the guy was exposed and exactly who was watching at the time, but I'll venture to say I was watching and each guy wasn't exposed long enough.