Public Exposure: What the Fuck Are Clothes?

Fucking in public is generally considered to be fucking in public whether or not the guys are naked or not. So if you're going to fuck in public, you may as well be fucking naked.

Unless you want to do the slick thing of wearing a raincoat with a slit up the back and dropping your pants below the raincoat. Makes for easy access. Though people may be suspicious why the person behind you is so close behind you and seems to be making a certain recognizable type of thrusting motion. Plus your moans may give it away, so bring a sock to bite on.

So regular old being naked in public while not doing anything that would be obscene if you were dressed is still a statement. It says "I lost my pants" or "I lost my pants and shirt" or "What the fuck are clothes?"

Dancers express themselves with their bodies. So too can you by being naked as hell doing whatever. 

But when it comes to jacking off in public or semi-public, well who can't relate to that? Like if you're commuting and your train is running way slower than normal. Of course you'll masturbate. Isn't that what masturbation is for? To be able to masturbate strategically in various situations.

Just mind public transportation rules about ejaculating on surfaces, which to be specific, there are none. They generally post signs about no spitting, but don't even say no urinating and certainly don't say no cumming. 

If you're being a good citizen, you'll just eat your load. You wouldn't want to get any on your clothes. That could be embarrassing.