Public Exposure: Bulging Bulges

I can neither confirm nor deny these bulging bulges are from Bulgaria. But they are from my dream country of Bulgekistan. Which is not led by a fascist at all though occasionally nudity is highly encouraged via a well-lubed propaganda sex machine.

I can also say you're totally wrong about something. If you think that all these bulge exposures aren't fully intentional. Sure most are casual moments, but that's totally the point. Casual exposure is still exposure and as a bonus doesn't tend to arouse suspicion, just arouse arousal.

Sure some guys just have a lot of dick and sack. So be it. And technically they aren't constantly thinking about it or turned on by it or wanting to turn others on. Though it's always back of mind and ready to go.

One thing I don't know (and there is only one thing I don't know in this universe) is what to do if I'm face to face with a big, public bulge. That could mean literally face to face if I'm sitting on public transport and someone is standing right there by me, crotch at face level.

I think writing my number in marker on their crotch is the way to go. But if he's wearing black, then I might have to just pull his pants down and write on his underwear.

But if that's also black, then I don't know what to do. Help?