Public Exposure: "Hey Look I'm Naked!"

That's the thought bubble over most of these guys' heads. Because they don't need to scream it when it's true. Though I bet the group of naked guys cheering the bike race while naked are screaming it.

So what's a group of naked guys called? If a group of crows is a murder and a group of lions is a pride and a group of dolphins is a pod, then a group of naked guys is definitely called a party.

But not like you would say search party or political party. Nothing boring like that. You have to say party like Courtney Love would scream it. But more nicely.

Now a solitary naked guy can also be called a party. So it gets confusing. Luckily if you're experiencing confusion, you can take the time to look at naked guy. That solves most things. Except your dishes. Because unlike George Clooney, I don't have a naked man on payroll doing my dishes.

I suspect. 

So would that party of naked guys cheering be something you'd want to take with you lots of places? Like when you're at work bored at your desk. Or when you're at work bored at your pitcher's mound during the World Series. 

Just probably not when you're at the dentist.