Public Exposure: Naked Nice Guys

11 May 2017

Public Exposure: Naked Nice Guys

No idea if these guys are actually nice but they're not doing anything nasty. Just being naked in public, innocently going about their penisy, assy, titty business.

Considering how we all slog through mundane activities, nudity could sure brighten our days and that of onlookers. Or simply give the police something to do.

Public Exposure: Naked Nice Guys

My favorite among these is the guy who is so naked he left his knowledge of the purpose of bus stops at home. Because hitchhiking naked while holding onto a bus stop sign is a profound statement on the purposes of buses. 

Calls to mind a group of folks waiting naked for the bus. A naked bus driver. And to top it all off, the bus itself would be totally naked. As compared to its normal attire of gigantic metal crotchless panties.

I'm in favor of naked grocery shopping too. I just wouldn't be there to grocery shop. Maybe for hermetically sealed canned goods. Not loose produce. I might mistake a kiwi for something else. And I hate kiwis. Love balls though.