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7 Jul 2017
Hitchhike. Get dick sucked. Stand there doing nothing. Run. Bike. Flash.
And from the point of view of onlookers, it gets more variable.
Like ignore the naked hitchhiker or pick up the naked hitchhiker. If you're on the fence about that one, keep a towel handy in your vehicle. As nobody likes sitting bare-assed on hot vinyl. Except hot vinyl fetishists.
29 Jun 2017
We're beyond Nakedness 101 here. Moving into a higher level class. Or no class.
I'm all for naked wrestling, especially when it's guys whose muscles are extremely perceptible. Which is not the most scrutable compliment in a loud bar. "Your muscles are extremely perceptible!" Unless you are consensually squeezing his bicep to drive home the point.
22 Jun 2017
These guys are pretty damn naked. They are also damn pretty naked. And I will not be saying out of disappointment: "Pretty naked. Damn."
Except for clothing optional festivals, seems the more people are around when someone is more naked the more likely the person is acting totally casual about it. Technically in a lot of places nudity is totally legal. You just sort of have to stop it if someone complains.
Which would most likely never be me, though I can think of some exceptions. Like I don't want to see Kermit the Frog naked. Not because I don't but because Miss Piggy would be jealous and kick my ass.
15 Jun 2017
I can neither confirm nor deny these bulging bulges are from Bulgaria. But they are from my dream country of Bulgekistan. Which is not led by a fascist at all though occasionally nudity is highly encouraged via a well-lubed propaganda sex machine.
I can also say you're totally wrong about something. If you think that all these bulge exposures aren't fully intentional. Sure most are casual moments, but that's totally the point. Casual exposure is still exposure and as a bonus doesn't tend to arouse suspicion, just arouse arousal.
8 Jun 2017
Naked men everywhere is either terrifying or awesome, depending on the men. Like if you're at a restaurant, probably you don't want to see naked men everywhere. But if you're in the restaurant parking lot, then totally bring on the men.
So many awesome things happen in parking lots, like blowjobs and stolen kisses. And maybe stolen hubcaps.
I don't know who the hell or why the hell that swarm of guys is on that fence. I guess a belated invasion minus the Trojan horse. Or they are drunk and crazy.
1 Jun 2017
Even the guy in the subway is on his way somewhere bright and sunny. Like the fancy rooftop deck at the jailhouse. Where other prisoners will be scandalized but they'll get over it.
As for the rest of the folks, take a bright day and remove most if not all your clothes, and you have their secret to life.
I do question running a race mostly naked. It's important to have some testicular support. And I don't mean emotional. Although emotional testicular support would be quite appreciated by many.
25 May 2017
Fucking in public is generally considered to be fucking in public whether or not the guys are naked or not. So if you're going to fuck in public, you may as well be fucking naked.
Unless you want to do the slick thing of wearing a raincoat with a slit up the back and dropping your pants below the raincoat. Makes for easy access. Though people may be suspicious why the person behind you is so close behind you and seems to be making a certain recognizable type of thrusting motion. Plus your moans may give it away, so bring a sock to bite on.
18 May 2017
Pulling a guy's pants down in public is totally hot, I mean wrong. Really really wrong. Even if you want to see him with his pants down and shower him with praise and semen. It's wrong because it's nonconsensual and just sketchy and mean and horrible.
So thank the cosmos there's a plethora of guys who pull their own pants down wherever. Thank you to all the self pants puller downers for brightening our days.
11 May 2017
No idea if these guys are actually nice but they're not doing anything nasty. Just being naked in public, innocently going about their penisy, assy, titty business.
Considering how we all slog through mundane activities, nudity could sure brighten our days and that of onlookers. Or simply give the police something to do.
4 May 2017
Dick or ass or both. They're yours to whip out or yours to watch, depending on what you're packing.
The "whip it out and jerk it off" guy is a different species than the "whip it out and let it hang" guy. If you're a penis scientist, the distinction is quite important to you.
If you're more a "oh wow he whipped it out, fuck that's hot" person, then science can go out the window.
2 May 2017
Having a few Polaroids floating around, collecting dust in an ex-boyfriend's underwear drawer, is not the same as full face, cock, and ass exposure online. And it's especially not the same as intentionally fully exposing oneself online.
Unless one has a vindictive ex-boyfriend who tries to make it the same. But it's still not because take this guy, for example. He's reveling in exposing himself to the masturbating masses. That's why he's doing what he's doing. And we're all better for it.
27 Apr 2017
Sometimes you just want the basics in life. Dick and ass. Faces are okay too if the face says things like "Look at my dick. Look at my ass." Not many arguments start among willing folks when a conversation starts with that.
"Marry me" would be the more likely response.
Now I find it hilarious that the obscene gym outfit guy is covering his face while his blatant bulge makes its presence known. White spandex is normally obscene enough, but the, how to put it, stitching of the garment in the crotch region takes it over the top.
20 Apr 2017
So when the most sane naked public guy is the guy who lets his jeans be pulled down at the bar, you know you're in Naked Man Land.
At any given time, unless you live north of the Arctic Circle, you're generally not very far from Naked Man Land. Apparently if you're most anywhere, you're already there.
It's just all about timing. Being near the guys who just don't give a fuck. Or they do give a fuck but the only fuck they give is that they get to fuck. Because even if the guy's not hard, casual nudity just makes folks think of the guy in other naked situations too.
13 Apr 2017
The sign on his front door reads "Gone Fishing" (right next to a sign saying "And Totally Gone Clothes").
I'm about as big a fan of fishing as fish but since I'm presently above water and not fooled by bait, I will honestly be a fool for his bait. Which is a dreadful pickup line if I were to flirt with him on the open water.
He seems like he'd be into it though. And likely to spring a boner. Boners, beer, and whatever the hell name of that fish is he caught. Patrice? Laverne? Sylvester? That would be a good afternoon for him.
7 Apr 2017
I know when I'm going to buy food from a truck or shop I take off everything except my sneakers. At which point it makes sense to pay by sliding genitals on a credit card reader or just ejaculating out of nowhere. As long as the ejaculation to dollar exchange rate is in my favor.
You never know with the economy. Sometimes an ejaculation is only worth 15 cents. If you're George Clooney. Because he has publicly had so many they are devalued. Him and Colin Farrell (who at one point was a well-known actor).
In the meantime, "Welcome to Pennsylvania" says the naked guy. I assume by Pennsylvania he means his seemingly sexually twisted mind. That is a complement.