Public Exposure: Things To Do Naked Today

Hitchhike. Get dick sucked. Stand there doing nothing. Run. Bike. Flash.

And from the point of view of onlookers, it gets more variable.

Like ignore the naked hitchhiker or pick up the naked hitchhiker. If you're on the fence about that one, keep a towel handy in your vehicle. As nobody likes sitting bare-assed on hot vinyl. Except hot vinyl fetishists.

And then it can be watch a guy get head or run away from the horrifying sight. Or line up to suck him next if he still wants more.

If you're the shop owner the naked guy is standing in front of, you have the option to ask him to hold up a sign advertising something. It could simply say "5 for $1" which would be confusing as then he would be seen as the product. Though five of him would be nice. Unless he's a demanding bottom.

As for watching guys running, biking or flashing naked, there's the basic intense stare. But with the flasher, there's the asking to be his friend and following him around daring him to flash in various situations.

Sure it's too late to flash at the Charles and Diana royal wedding, but there's always the Museum of Modern Art. And if caught by security, he can always say he felt inspired by the painting depicting a naked showoff. Which is most of them.