Public Exposure: Pretty Damn Naked

22 Jun 2017

Public Exposure: Pretty Damn Naked

These guys are pretty damn naked. They are also damn pretty naked. And I will not be saying out of disappointment: "Pretty naked. Damn."

Except for clothing optional festivals, seems the more people are around when someone is more naked the more likely the person is acting totally casual about it. Technically in a lot of places nudity is totally legal. You just sort of have to stop it if someone complains.

Which would most likely never be me, though I can think of some exceptions. Like I don't want to see Kermit the Frog naked. Not because I don't but because Miss Piggy would be jealous and kick my ass.

Public Exposure: Pretty Damn Naked

Guys may also act goofily naked, which also diffuses the sex quotient. But you know they are still super into it. Any excuse.

I am sort of regretting never pledging a fraternity. For the obscenity and then, if accepted into their fold, I could destroy the frat from within. Because obviously.

Barefoot on the street though is a lot. Have to live in a low litter town for that one. Or have stainless steel feet. Or not give a fuck.

I'd guess the latter. These guys do not give a fuck. Or they would give a fuck, but they left the fuck in their pants pocket and they left their pants at home.