Public Exposure: Show and Tell

Part of exhibitionism is the story that follows. When a guy gets to tell someone what he did, when he did it, who saw him, and how they reacted, he is reliving the experience. And it may drive him to do it all over again.

Unless he happens to be working overtime to pay off his fines for indecent exposure. This is yet another reason for higher minimum wages. Everyone should be financially empowered enough to be able to pay off their fines for indecent exposure.

If an entire sports team exposes themselves, it's likely to be overlooked, especially if the policeman is distracted by his uncontrollable urge to masturbate.

But if it's a solo exhibitionist, without a buddy to keep a good look out, the risk is greater. It gets into pervert territory. So riding a bike can be handy in making a quick getaway.

The bike this naked guy is on happens to be a public bikeshare one. I don't think the next rider would appreciate knowing someone's bare ass was on the seat just prior. Hopefully the guy wiped it down after. And before.

The public transportation jackers are deluding themselves though. Most trains and similar have security cameras. I don't know if these are constantly monitored or just checked after the fact if an incident occurs. But I do know a job as a security camera watcher is starting to sound very appealing. I would likely be using pause and rewind quite frequently.

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