Public Exposure: Wheeeee!

"Wheeeeee!" was exactly what the lone, flashing frat guy was thinking as he dropped his pants. Sure, the photographer knew what was up. But none of the other guys did. Until the picture ended up as out there as his penis.

It's an asexual nudity, though. Unlike the nearly naked guy by the side of the road. Yes, the brand name of his underwear seems to be Eros. No, I couldn't find that specific model of underwear so I can't tell you what silly name it has. I'm guessing it's a "Jock Unstrap." And it does an excellent job of not at all supporting his penis and sack.

The runner hanging out of his shorts will hopefully serve as a reminder to not wear underwear when going on a run. Not wearing underwear is also good to do (or not do) when doing jumping jacks. Or jacking off. Or jumping on a guy named Jack.

I will admit that it's possible the guy standing on the train is not really on the train. It could be a porn picture superimposed on an everyday scene, considering nobody is shocked.

But somehow the naked guy flashing his ass on the train is most assuredly there. Nobody is that good at Photoshop. Or ass.

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