Public Exposure: Thank You to Clothes

28 Dec 2017

Thank you, clothes. You are awesome. Without you, nudity wouldn't be a thing. Nobody would even notice a naked person for their nakedness. And there would be no such thing as pulling a cock out of a fly or shorts leg.

I'm also grateful to sneakers so a guy can be in only sneakers. It's a good fashion choice. It's unclear to me why Nike hasn't had such a campaign. Oh wait, they have. Just from the side view.

Without you, I couldn't spot the people who wear shorts and t-shirts in the cold, which is a macho move of some sort that I will never understand. So while it's not nudity, it's partial nudity which from the point of view of the watcher, works for me.

Now by my humble thanks, perhaps I'm trying to class up the inherent obscenity of a guy taking a penis selfie behind the back of a fully-dressed peeing guy. So I'm busted. I officially give up trying to class that up. It's obscene.

Thank you to the obscene guy risking getting caught with his penis hanging out. And to the obscene guys who revel in getting caught penis out.

This makes me want to pull a guy's pants down, though not by surprise. I would stealthily coordinate it with him and he would act surprised and embarrassed while I ran away. Then we'd do it again at another location. This is a great activity for a new couple. Definitely take some video for posterity. And masturbation.

So thank you clothes for being you so nude guys can be them. Maybe someday, fabric can go see through by mental command. We'll look back at these days as hilariously manual exhibitionism. As long as guys keep flashing, I'll be happy in either time.

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