Public Exposure: Look But Don't Touch

Public nudity is always a look but don't touch situation. After all, just because someone is naked doesn't mean it's okay to do absolutely anything to them against their will. Put another way, public nudity is always a look situation. Definitely look.

And, if you are so inspired, touch yourself.

Because touching yourself while witnessing a naked guy in public is a version of applause. Or if you're driving by and see a guy, a complimentary honk (as long as it doesn't confuse other drivers) is a good idea.

But the cutest response would be ringing your the bell on your bicycle. I need to get a bell on mine for this exact hypothetical purpose.

I also need to volunteer as a photographer and backpack carrier for fully naked guys. Because unless you manage to have a publicly accessible locker with all your clothes, yes and wallet tucked away, you need someone to hold your essentials while you have a one-person strip parade.

Full nudity in public is a commitment and of a different genre than flashing. I applaud it all.

Just remember your mineral sunscreen. I also volunteer to apply it liberally to those difficult to reach spots. People need people. I know I do.

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