Public Exposure: Pants Are Awful

Don't you hate pants? Sure, they're convenient when you're on the bus and don't want your ass to touch directly where someone else's ass has been. And sure, if it's freezing outside you probably want something to cover your lower body. But overall, pants are horrible creations.

How else to explain guys doing their best to skip pants altogether, or otherwise sneak their cocks out at every opportunity. Or at minimum, flash their underwear. This must be a natural response to years of pants oppression. And I'm all for direct responses to oppression.

Now dropping one's pants while waiting in line at a convenience store may not seem like radical political action, but it is. Because I say so. Though it kind of depends what they bought, because it could be the products of a horrible company. So let's hope they bought convenience store basics of dildos, beer and mascara.

And for the record, the naked guy holding a camera has zero authority to deny someone take his naked picture. Because being nude while holding a camera is the ultimate invitation to being photographed oneself. Though I would like to see him demand no photos just to confuse people.

While the hypocrisy would be readily apparent, his flopping cock would likely distract folks and make it challenging for them to construct an adequate counterargument. Not that I'm proposing to use nudity to win arguments (as the activity of nude arguments describes half the episodes of Cops).

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