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I think it was the great philosopher Laganja Estranja, in her club banger treatise Legs, who said "Legs over head like a pretzel. You know you want it. You like how I throw it back like a missile."

Besides the obvious health benefits of staying as limber as you can, once you start to picture the possibilities, you may want to take up yoga in the new year. Not for all the purposeful breathing and metaphysical and spiritual aspects in this ancient practice. Leave those for the deep anal sex you'll have with the guy you meet at yoga class.

Some people obsess over their Real Housewives  TV franchise of choice. I'll stick with jockstraps. While the housewives also like to wrap themselves around cock and sweat with personal trainers, at least jockstraps don't throw Pinot Grigiot at anyone.

I've likely talked about jockstraps here before. So obsession is the key word.

A side kink is for folks who want gym shorts to be imbued with male aromas fully, including those from ass sweat, unguarded by briefs. There may be a direct path from bare ass to whatever part of you likes to touch bare ass. But there's also a direct path from the bare ass to the shorts or pants.

Pardon me while I try to use clairvoyance to look through someone's pants and see what's underneath. Darn, my clairvoyance isn't working. I need to eat more carrots.

Meteor showers are neat to watch. So are sun showers and their occasional rainbows. An I suppose some people have fun at bridal showers though why the hell would they. But if I had to pick, I'll go with a guy shower.

Maybe part of it is that the guy is freshly scrubbed after and ready to be sullied anew. Plus watching a guy towel off after has its own charms. But it's the showering itself that invites a certain intimacy. You wonder if the guy showers differently in the gang showers at the gym than he does alone at home.

Maybe at the gym he takes a bit longer if there happens to be a guy who catches his eye. While at home he takes a bit longer if he catches his own eye and does what comes naturally.

I used to go to a gym with a row of shower nozzles on one side, with no dividers. And on the other, there were individual stalls, each with a flimsy curtain that never closed all the way. Nobody ever complained they didn't fully obscure views as that was the point.

Some folks use waist cinchers to get this effect. Some folks work out their abs and practice their breath control until their body can produce its own waist-cinching effect. And that's been a move of competitive bodybuilders and physique models for over a hundred years.

And, based on my limited knowledge, I also think that level of belly control is part of some types of yoga, with the addition of belly rolling, vertical and side to side contractions. Now the yoga version doesn't necessarily have its kink aspect attached, but on the bodybuilding side, it sure can.

The wasplike abdomen just highlights the lats and chest even more, creating that fetishized V-taper muscle guys and their onlookers cream for. And it's also a look that's completely undoable by those with 'roid gut, a telltale bloating of the abdomen from steroids. Though not everyone on steroids has that side effect. Though I've spent more time looking at bodybuilders than educating myself about the intricacies of steroids, I do know that.

I can count on one hand the number of totally smooth cocks I've seen in locker rooms. I wish I could say count them "with" one hand because that sounds fun. I may get flustered and need to try to count them over and over.

Trimming is definitely more common than full-on shaving. And some people don't want the potentially silly and unusual look of shaved cock and hairy everywhere else, though I think it looks delightfully kinky as it makes the cock's shaved status stand out even more.

But so does an erection.

For folks into this is a kink, the shaving process itself and the result, seeing that indent at the base (which varies in depth and precise shape) can be part of the excitement. Seeing the cock hold itself up in erection with all its mechanisms visible is like being behind the scenes at an X-rated puppet show.

As kinks go, I'm not talking about folks who don't care about cock size. I mean attraction to small dicks because they're small. Sometimes a big cock going along for the visual ride is important for comparison's sake.

And, if this is a part of the kink, then also for humiliation's sake. Possibly this was formed by some innate kink or some spontaneous kink creation from being teased in the locker room. Meanwhile, some folks have zero humiliation factor and they just are what they are.

And some folks are what they are because of the deleterious effects of steroids. Though a stereotype about bodybuilders at least some of that is due to the size a cock will seem when it's flanked by giant muscular thighs. And possibly a self-selection in which small-dicked guys compensate for a condition they perceive as not good enough.

Or little cocks are just the right mix of cute and sexy, especially when they blast out full or oversized loads.

This one would definitely be in the running at the Kink Olympics. That's the not real global event in which kinks compete in various categories, including popularity. And a totally visible cock swinging in strategically tight (or loose) sweatpants, its outline burned into the brain, is one of the main competitors.

Freeballing in sweat shorts carries some additional risk as you can see from the one example here. That head exposure is either grounds for disqualification or first place.

In this sport, lighter colored sweats seem to be the most common, so maybe the guy in the dark sweat pants felt he had to go the extra mile (of cock) to stand out.

Whoever invented the razor also needs to be credited for inspiring the fetish for men shaving their faces. Though they would need to be co-credited with whoever invented the other things tied to that fetish, which seem to be archetypes about masculinity and the general intimacy of someone seeing what someone else does in the bathroom.

Before five-bladed razors and of course before electric razors, guys must have shaved with some sideways application of a handcrafted metal knife. And then shaving cream came along probably at first in the form of soap. And super sexy bathrooms were wherever someone went to the super sexy bathroom (likely separate from where someone super sexy bathed and super sexy washed).

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If your balls don't get wet when you sit on the toilet, you're not doing it right. If your balls get wet when you're standing at a urinal, you're doing it wrong.

Unless your balls get wet when you're standing at a urinal because you cruised the guy standing next to you and invited him to piss on you. Then all is dandy.

While these photos are some extreme examples, including the guy at bottom left whose balls are in a different zip code than his belly button, enjoying the sensation of ball stretching is pretty damn common.

Tugging on the sack as part of jacking off is ball stretching, no accessory required besides an opposable thumb and forefinger to circle around the base of the balls and exert the desired pull.

Intentional or not, dick slips are attention grabbers. And hopefully after a good, long stare and some mutual eye contact, a dick slip can also lead to dick grabbing.

At first glance, it could seem like the guy playing rugby, or football, or whatever it's called because I'm too distracted by him to analyze his actual sport, is having a completely unintentional slip. But then you remember that jockstraps are a time-tested (and testes-tested) technology that he seems to have uninstalled from his person.

And the maybe the guy with the huge, raging boner hanging out of his shorts and blocking a large swath of his muscular thigh is having an intentional slip. But maybe that's what his dick looks like soft and he's having a clothing failure caused by non-organic cotton. Totally.

Finally, a kink I want absolutely nothing to do with. Sure, I've written about others which I would find equally dissatisfactory or distasteful, but I reserve a special place in fetish hell for one that's destructively messy.

Unless it's 100% organic jojoba oil and the oiling up is at someone else's place and I can take two showers after. Make that three.

Now I do appreciate the aesthetics, which are shared by the competitive bodybuilding world. And there were plenty of oiled-up bodies in vintage porn and sword and sandal movies. I'm not about to badmouth Hercules (though he seems rather emotionally inaccessible at times).

Some of these pairs may not stay tight for long, considering what a big, precum-dripping boner can do to cotton. But all it takes is a wash and dry to bring them back to body-clinging life. Except if you're into never washing them because that's a thing too.

There's a laundry detergent with the slogan "keep your whites white and and colors bright" but really once you get a pair home, or are with a guy in wonderful white briefs, all bets are off. Maybe you want that underwear-clad bulge in your mouth, turning the fabric nearly transparent with your spit.

Or maybe you want to watch him pose from across the room as you treat him the exact way you used to treat the underwear section of male clothing catalogs. Or rubbing your covered bulges is a fine way to spend time together too.  It's up to you and your underwear-loving buddy.

In trying to find some examples of the invisible man fetish (in which someone imagines an invisible man ravaging them in a good way), I quickly realized that's better suited for video. And when I imagined what those low-budget videos may be like, I quickly realized that's better suited for high-budget video. So let's leave that one in the imagination. And to people so consumed by sexual guilt that they pretend their affair was with an invisible person/alien.

No disrespect meant to invisible aliens who come to Earth to fuck some of us. As long as it's consensual, that could be cool.

So I ran across this kink, specifically clothing that comes to life and goes sexual. Because clothing that comes to life and then starts doing interpretive dance or plays chess hasn't elevated to kink level yet apparently.

While these examples all include socks, that doesn't mean the kink must always be sock-related. There just seems to be an overlap, probably because feet can be expressive in how they're pointed and flexed (similar to hands), and can perform various sex acts while calling to mind an aggressive jock.

Don't try this at home. Do try it while at your job as a judge. But if you're doing the latter, expect to be fired and disbarred as happened to the infamous pumping judge. Don't worry about feeling for him as if he experienced some sex-negative backlash. He was creating a hostile work environment and was a shitty judge anyhow.

So actually do try this at home if you want, because it's consensual, and (as long as you get properly schooled by a good, informative sex toy seller and use all safety precautions and correct equipment), it should be generally fine to do. If you extend into saline or (shudder) silicone pumping, talking to your hopefully sex-positive doctor is exceptionally important, especially for the latter. 

And if you're feeling shy or ashamed about it, well that's a good gut check to tell you you're not quite as sexually liberated as being kinky may imply. They are sometimes mutually exclusive.

Gradual is key, and I imagine part of the fun, as is documenting the experience visually. Some folks may want a pleasant tug and swell, while others are going for specific length and thickness (and ball size and hang) goals, temporary or permanent.