Gay Fetish Blog

Daddies are the ultimate form of birth control because you'll either jack off thinking about them or if you meet up with one, your load will get used up harmlessly. Smooth, naked daddies make everything better. 

Hey, that's a pretty good slogan, isn't it? And I could come up with some other slogans for them but if they strip down, not much more advertisement is needed then that.

I get that smooth isn't everyone's thing. And even less so for older guys I imagine, especially nowadays with the cult of masculinity (whatever that means). But for many it's their thing. And they dig that the guy is so body conscious and even more exposed by taking away whatever body hair he has.

Attention Maury Povich, here's a topic for your venerable talk show. Take a break from DNA testing prospective and regretful baby daddies. Focus on guys into showing off their precise girth through the use of measuring tape.

As someone fascinated with measurecockophilia since I invented the term moments ago, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that just because you see measuring tape doesn't mean the girth is as shown. For example, the measuring tape could be loose on the side you can't see. Or some other object could be stuck there, like a celery stick or pack of gum.

Which aren't the worst things because nothing is better than gum and celery after sucking cock.

If you want to try this at home (or in a hotel or alley or wherever) remember you don't need a month's rent worth of bondage gear to make it happen. A good old mental takeover can do the trick, no ropes or locks required.

So while it may look like a handjob, a simple unrelenting hand on cock can generate as intense a milking experience as 98 pounds of manual and electric equipment. Though you will have a difficult time incorporating the electroshock stimulation element without the right (safety-tested) machine and reliable training. 

You could improvise by rubbing your socks on a carpet until you can generate a tiny electric shock on your own. Static electricity isn't exactly a kink though. Probably.

Nope it's about that continuous stimulation, incorporating edging, and eventually polishing the knob after ejaculation. That gets into cum torture territory. Some milking may not have much post-cum stimulation. Just depends on what folks want and agree upon.

If you can have a deep, emotional conversation with an asshole, you know you're in love. And if you have the gift of being able to communicate with an asshole in unspoken ways, then you're popular.

When devotion to asshole goes against the basic idea of "exit only" to a world of anal possibilities, you know that feels and is right. Zooming in on the hole shows each can have its own personality. This is helped along by the rest of the guy positioning his hole just right, exposing it for concentrated sexual attention and admiration.

I don't see too many work boot sellers espousing the obscene virtues of their wares. They'll say the boots are sturdy, tough, protective, and classic. But "looks great when blanketed in fresh ejaculate" is not commonly used marketing language.

And what a loss! It would make copywriters have much more interesting days. And it would make online retailers "adults only" (which probably they should be anyhow). 

So if you have this kink, you'll just need to fill in the blank with your own arousal. Gift someone with boots that turn you on. Then show the how much more sexually aggressive and needy you are. Feed your kink and let it take over.

It's a rare body part that can be seen from the front and back. Sure, a demonically possessed person can twist their head 360 degrees, but that doesn't quite have the charm of being able to view a healthy ball sack from behind. 

The way it sags and swings and bounces can be hypnotic and so inviting.

But if the demonically possessed person has a big swinging ball sack too, then that's just the best of both worlds, isn't it? Just remember to bring your holy water and/or lube. No offense to the demonically-possessed community intended.

Yeah,  some of these are probably morphs, but so what. That just says that some folks are so drawn to the idea of giant balls that they'll Photoshop them into existence. And these guys weren't going to shove their balls into your mouth anyway, so whatever. 

And if any did do that, I bet you'd still need to open wide. Sucking balls isn't easy. But it's a great way to earn a living.

It's always good to be surprised by a guy's cock. Let me rephrase that. It's always good to be surprised by a guy's cock being the cock of your dreams. Not say, a cock with a clown face tattoo on the head.

So when a slender guy has a cock that looks like it's half his body weight, it's time to celebrate. No there isn't a Hallmark card for that occasion, despite their claim that there is one for everything. But you can improvise.

Like with your hands and mouth and ass.

That was my attempt at referencing the Oprah-fueled show Super Soul Sunday. But that deep, internal, spiritual soul thing is now the bottom of a foot.

Because foot fetish isn't specific enough, there is also a particular interest in the soles of the foot. That said, I doubt there is a foot fetishist would would turn away the offered sole of a handsome foot. I don't know a good adjective to complement a foot, besides bare.

The sole has its charms for obvious reasons. Tickling. Licking. Stomping. Flexing. And one more thing that's even more charming.

After a hard day building in the nude, your guy needs to be put to work at home. Take out the trash. Change a lightbulb. Fix the radiator. Fuck your ass and mouth mercilessly. And move the bed back where it originally was before all the merciless fucking.

Sure, most sexual admiration of working guys don't involve a naked working guy. Something about work sites having crazy rules about safety. But here we can skip the middle man, by which I mean clothes. And get right to the heart of the matter. 

From twinks to muscle guys, long hair finds a home on many bodies. The shampoo industry (and guys who lust after long-hair fellas) give collective thanks.

I did not include guys who have their locks pulled up in that horrible word "mun" (aka man bun). Not because some aren't attractive, but I figure on a kink level, it's good to see the hair, and imagine fully grabbing it or possibly depositing various liquids on it. Hint: not shampoo.

Super cosplay is that sort of blend between more formal cosplay (in which you just better get it absolutely right or face the wrath of a gaggle of nerds) and superhero softcore (in which you have to give someone a boner through your personification of superhero or supervillainy).

Plus there are bulges.

While it's not a kink I directly share, I am kink adjacent. Because I'm super into doing the laundry of super folks. There's just something about cum stains in tights. It's what unites humanity (and dry cleaners) everywhere.

Massive muscle building is not required to have pecs that beg to be manhandled. What helps is for the owner of the pecs to present them for viewing and touch and to say things like "Squeeze my pecs."

Or "I'd really appreciate if you would ever so gracefully and firmly squeeze my fucking tits." 

Or "I demand you call in sick to work so you can play with my chest all day because I say so. Please." I added the please as who says brutal, controlling dominant folks can't say please. And yes it counts as dominant to demand something be done to you.

Le Butt Du Bubble. Das Butt Bubble. Burbuja Culo. Or some other bastardization of language, all to say holy fuck this is ass.

Inviting ass. Exciting ass. Intriguing ass. Exploding ass.

Okay, maybe not exploding. People don't like exploding ass. I mean it's good as a security measure but it's rather counterproductive when it comes to butt orgasms. Nobody wants an ass known as a grenade.

Chase Coxxx has a bottom locked up in his dungeon, ready and willing to take care of his master's huge cock whenever Chase wants. As if Adam Russo has a choice. As if he'd even want to say no. Tonight Coxxx feeds his huge dick down his slave's throat before bending him over the sofa and burying his monster tool deep in Russo's ass.