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There are few things sluttier than pairing tall tight socks with underwear, a jockstrap, or nothing. Except maybe getting pissed on or fucked or cummed on or spanked or tied up in those knee-high socks. So yes, something can pretty much always get sluttier if you work at it hard enough, but tall socks still are precum-worthy.

I really have no explanation for this one, beyond that it's a solid version of 1970s Playboy models in their knee-high tube socks and crotchless panties. Plus a bulge where it counts.

We have a millimeter-thin body-hugging fabric to thank for this. Compression gear is the perfect way to be naked with clothes on. Or for those turned on by it, to be naked and hard with clothes on.

Sure they have some minor benefit in terms of workouts, supporting, as manufacturers say, the muscle circulation striation DNA with moisture wicking tenacity and testosterone mobile power strands. Or something like that.

Really they are to help someone feel visibly strong while they workout, building on their innate need to show off and have their egos fed with the lustful admiration of lucky watchers. 

Basically, they're tight clothes.

Unfortunately, the star of the Mummy franchise Brendan Fraser is not among the guys pictured here. Except maybe he is. For obvious reasons, it's difficult to tell. When it comes to mummification, extreme bondage and sensory deprivation is the name of the game.

It's not a game, though. For doubly obvious reasons, this is not a kink for unexperienced people. Beyond the basic safe, sane, consensual requirements standard to ethical, respectful and positive BDSM, there are technical skills and myriad safeguards (including around breathing) needed to have successful mummification experiences. 

From what I can tell, the budget required can be extreme as well. Though there is always a DIY element and sleeping bags can come into play, which won't necessarily break the bank, especially if there's a sale at a camping gear store.

Pay attention to this one. If you need to impress in a job interview, it's smart to dress properly. At minimum, wear black socks. Bonus points for sock garters.

Interviews have their challenges. In this case, you'll need to figure out how to dress and undress to expose your impressive sock situation. Wearing only socks is a solid option, but pay attention to the type of chair upon which you'll be invited to sit. Hardwood or pleather is best.

But any fabric covering may mean you should keep your underwear on. Or if your instincts are telling you to strip down, then just get on all fours on the table, making sure your feet are in the face of the interviewer.

They may not be the most comfortable things to wear, but obscenely tight jeans are awesomely revealing and that's all that matters to me. For some reason, sites selling jeans don't tend to emphasize bulges (cock, ass or muscle). Their loss.

And even companies that make pre-ripped, pre-worn looking jeans don't reveal what caused the wear (besides that it was likely an underpaid factory worker). Nope, they don't at all show somehow rubbing a guy through his jeans. Or attempting in vain to rim him through that tough denim.

I've made up a lot of words and "autoanalism" isn't one of them. Nor did I invent inserting one's own penis into one's own asshole. That was what happens when there's nothing to watch on TV.

Rather I saw the word on a vintage magazine from a time in which medical case studies were written for a purely educational higher purpose. There was certainly no prurient intent. Nope, it's all just basic humdrum information about self-fucking.

And self-internal-cumshots and self-handsfree-prostate-massage and self-haircut. Because if you can fuck yourself surely you can trim your own sideburns.

Daddies are the ultimate form of birth control because you'll either jack off thinking about them or if you meet up with one, your load will get used up harmlessly. Smooth, naked daddies make everything better. 

Hey, that's a pretty good slogan, isn't it? And I could come up with some other slogans for them but if they strip down, not much more advertisement is needed then that.

I get that smooth isn't everyone's thing. And even less so for older guys I imagine, especially nowadays with the cult of masculinity (whatever that means). But for many it's their thing. And they dig that the guy is so body conscious and even more exposed by taking away whatever body hair he has.

Attention Maury Povich, here's a topic for your venerable talk show. Take a break from DNA testing prospective and regretful baby daddies. Focus on guys into showing off their precise girth through the use of measuring tape.

As someone fascinated with measurecockophilia since I invented the term moments ago, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that just because you see measuring tape doesn't mean the girth is as shown. For example, the measuring tape could be loose on the side you can't see. Or some other object could be stuck there, like a celery stick or pack of gum.

Which aren't the worst things because nothing is better than gum and celery after sucking cock.

If you want to try this at home (or in a hotel or alley or wherever) remember you don't need a month's rent worth of bondage gear to make it happen. A good old mental takeover can do the trick, no ropes or locks required.

So while it may look like a handjob, a simple unrelenting hand on cock can generate as intense a milking experience as 98 pounds of manual and electric equipment. Though you will have a difficult time incorporating the electroshock stimulation element without the right (safety-tested) machine and reliable training. 

You could improvise by rubbing your socks on a carpet until you can generate a tiny electric shock on your own. Static electricity isn't exactly a kink though. Probably.

Nope it's about that continuous stimulation, incorporating edging, and eventually polishing the knob after ejaculation. That gets into cum torture territory. Some milking may not have much post-cum stimulation. Just depends on what folks want and agree upon.

If you can have a deep, emotional conversation with an asshole, you know you're in love. And if you have the gift of being able to communicate with an asshole in unspoken ways, then you're popular.

When devotion to asshole goes against the basic idea of "exit only" to a world of anal possibilities, you know that feels and is right. Zooming in on the hole shows each can have its own personality. This is helped along by the rest of the guy positioning his hole just right, exposing it for concentrated sexual attention and admiration.

I don't see too many work boot sellers espousing the obscene virtues of their wares. They'll say the boots are sturdy, tough, protective, and classic. But "looks great when blanketed in fresh ejaculate" is not commonly used marketing language.

And what a loss! It would make copywriters have much more interesting days. And it would make online retailers "adults only" (which probably they should be anyhow). 

So if you have this kink, you'll just need to fill in the blank with your own arousal. Gift someone with boots that turn you on. Then show the how much more sexually aggressive and needy you are. Feed your kink and let it take over.

It's a rare body part that can be seen from the front and back. Sure, a demonically possessed person can twist their head 360 degrees, but that doesn't quite have the charm of being able to view a healthy ball sack from behind. 

The way it sags and swings and bounces can be hypnotic and so inviting.

But if the demonically possessed person has a big swinging ball sack too, then that's just the best of both worlds, isn't it? Just remember to bring your holy water and/or lube. No offense to the demonically-possessed community intended.

Yeah,  some of these are probably morphs, but so what. That just says that some folks are so drawn to the idea of giant balls that they'll Photoshop them into existence. And these guys weren't going to shove their balls into your mouth anyway, so whatever. 

And if any did do that, I bet you'd still need to open wide. Sucking balls isn't easy. But it's a great way to earn a living.

It's always good to be surprised by a guy's cock. Let me rephrase that. It's always good to be surprised by a guy's cock being the cock of your dreams. Not say, a cock with a clown face tattoo on the head.

So when a slender guy has a cock that looks like it's half his body weight, it's time to celebrate. No there isn't a Hallmark card for that occasion, despite their claim that there is one for everything. But you can improvise.

Like with your hands and mouth and ass.

That was my attempt at referencing the Oprah-fueled show Super Soul Sunday. But that deep, internal, spiritual soul thing is now the bottom of a foot.

Because foot fetish isn't specific enough, there is also a particular interest in the soles of the foot. That said, I doubt there is a foot fetishist would would turn away the offered sole of a handsome foot. I don't know a good adjective to complement a foot, besides bare.

The sole has its charms for obvious reasons. Tickling. Licking. Stomping. Flexing. And one more thing that's even more charming.