Kink Spotlight: Oiled-Up Bodies and Cocks

Finally, a kink I want absolutely nothing to do with. Sure, I've written about others which I would find equally dissatisfactory or distasteful, but I reserve a special place in fetish hell for one that's destructively messy.

Unless it's 100% organic jojoba oil and the oiling up is at someone else's place and I can take two showers after. Make that three.

Now I do appreciate the aesthetics, which are shared by the competitive bodybuilding world. And there were plenty of oiled-up bodies in vintage porn and sword and sandal movies. I'm not about to badmouth Hercules (though he seems rather emotionally inaccessible at times).

Separate from full body oiling up, there's of course using something like coconut oil as lube. Like any oil, science says it's better on your body than in your body, so lube away. Of course oil isn't compatible with latex, degrading it to inefficacy even if the latex doesn't appear torn.

Then some guys just like to put a tarp down and slather themselves in oil, feeling the slickness, turning themselves into a sort of Silver Surfer sexual super being. Or at least take some shiny selfies.

The one thing I know for sure is oiled-up skin demands excellent lighting for maximum impact, at least for the visual impact.

I'll reveal my hypocrisy now as I realize I do like getting oiled up as part of a massage, just not so much I slide off the table. Though if the masseur is a dreamboat and catches me when I slide off, then I'm all in favor of it.

P.S. to U.S. folks: Just keep the oil away from your November 6 mid-term election ballot. You are voting, right? Because please vote. I swear you don't want people to remain in power who will take away your right to body oil. And all that homosexuality stuff too.

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