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Makes you want to touch their muscles, you know, to feel that tattoo design. Though it's under the surface, you're touching that meaning, that moment they get tattooed. 

That moment they wanted to decorate their body, make a statement with it. And then accent that statement by showing skin.

I don't find tattoos inherently masculine or feminine. And of course women can have tattooed muscle too. I just do have a certain image of a tattooed guy where it does add some "I don't give a fuck" bravado to the mix.

Sorry, I should have labeled this NSFW because cum in beards is pretty NSFW. You know, compared to all the totally PG content here at GayDemon. Now that I've formally apologized, here's a bunch of cum in a bunch of beards.

They say beards are a food trap and that if a guy doesn't wash his beard out regularly, you could soak it in water and make soup. Thus the exchange:

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"No shit, you ordered the soup and that's how we make it here at Mr. Macho's Beard Luncheonette."

Which is totally a conversation that happens daily.

Do you have an ethical problem with getting off on guys who are on steroids? Do I have the answer for you! Muscle morphs. Just don't try to have sex with a morphed guy in person as Photoshop only applies in two dimensions.

At least the current version of Photoshop.

Er, strike that steroid anti-warning because allegedly, it's possible some of the original photos used to make these morphs are of guys on steroids anyway. That's their choice of course. Though there is a lot of pressure too. Because it's important to be able to rip your shirt by breathing.

When someone is old enough to know who they are deep down, they shouldn't super mind being utterly objectified for also happening to be a silver daddy. Or silver fox. Or silver giraffe. 

Probably not silver giraffe. Probably nobody is a silver giraffe. But if a guy were a silver giraffe, I bet he'd look good. Long tongue. Silver on silver fur patterns. Vegetarian. All excellent qualities.

Shaved crotch cock. It's not just for crabs anymore. Nope, it's a simple body modification that says a lot. Such as "look at my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "suck my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "I love looking at myself smooth and jacking my whole damn cock with nothing in the way."

Or just a what the fuck why not moment.

Now I'm not going to instruct you how to do it beyond safely trim first, then shave if you dare with the grain and after shaving creaming the hell out of it. And it's totally a flexible razor head moment. I accept no responsibility for nicks. Especially Nicholas Cage. 

Having a few Polaroids floating around, collecting dust in an ex-boyfriend's underwear drawer, is not the same as full face, cock, and ass exposure online. And it's especially not the same as intentionally fully exposing oneself online.

Unless one has a vindictive ex-boyfriend who tries to make it the same. But it's still not because take this guy, for example. He's reveling in exposing himself to the masturbating masses. That's why he's doing what he's doing. And we're all better for it.

Gaping asshole is not just an insult to whip out when you're pissed at someone. It's an actual state of being for actual assholes. And it sends a very clear message.

Fuck me.

Or, in context, it can also indicate that the asshole has been intensely fucked by a big cock (whether cock or fist or dildo or plug or eggplant) and someone is showing off the result.

More abstractly it's what people mean when they say "I could get lost in your ass." I'm sure hoping someone says that, the sexually romantic equivalent of "I could get lost in your eyes." 

Prepare for your mind to be blown. And hopefully later tonight, your body will get blown too, but you'll have to find someone else to help you with that.

So the mind blowing thing is what is underwear and is not underwear at the same time? There's a hint in these pics. One big hint. One sweaty hint. One throbbing hint.

Thongs may not be the most practical invention except for the way they practically invite sex. And also hide any underwear lines if someone is checking out your rear view. And also make thong manufacturers enough money from such a small piece of fabric that they can buy several condos full of guys wearing even more thongs.

It's important to combine sex and real estate.

There's a very simple, practical reason to get into calves, especially when it concerns calf watching in public. You're generally looking at a guy from behind so he can't catch you easily and potentially go homophobically crazy at the attention.

Dark but true.

Now when you approach him and offer a calf massage, no promises on the reaction you'll get either way. If you offer a calf humping session, definite promises that you'll get some sort of reaction. Like maybe his calves will twitch in anticipation.

I am not under the illusion that these men are smart just because they're wearing glasses. And I would bet they don't all even have library cards. And that if they do own a Kindle, it's full of porn. 

But none of that changes the fact that guys with glasses just look damn hot to me. And perhaps also to you. Especially when a guy's wearing either underwear, or nothing, along with his frames.

Like a picture frame for a guy's ass and a push-up bra for a guy's cock and sack, jockstraps can do it all. And for those of us with a kink for the fuckers, they can make our day.

There's plenty else they can do too, like soak up a six pack's worth of piss. Dependent on someone sucking up some of the liquid and overall not caring if the pee drips down the guy's ass and legs. 

Jockstraps can also retain a visceral memory of a guy's intense gym workout. Or of the hours he's spent rubbing himself through, and sometimes within, that jockstrap fabric. 

Cristian Martin goes to see Dr. Wess, who is reported to be a pro at getting guys to quit smoking. Cristian figures a little bit of acupuncture and he'll be tossing is pack of cigarettes in the garbage. But in this Jalif Studio video, this straight lad will soon learn that the devious Dr. Wess has a secret weapon that makes guys never want to put a cigarette in their mouths ever again.

I think I'm becoming a complete pervert. I recently joined a gym to shape up and I am amazed by the amount of incredibly obvious bulges in lycra! I can't help but stare at these guys' packages and very often they'll notice and I look like a right perve! Is there something wrong with my self control? Can I do this perving more discreetly?

-Loving Lycra

Remember raising your hand to go to the bathroom in elementary school, asking "Can I go to the bathroom?" And the teacher would rightly correct you with "I don't know. Can you?" Because you really should say "may" not "can"?

To be fair, these air quotes superheroes might be too occupied jacking off or bound or self-absorbed in the mirror to offer much in the form of a rescue from any situation.

Plus the guy on the top right is about to do his laundry and accidentally lock himself out of his apartment so he's going to need his own rescuing from an understanding locksmith.

Straight Fraternity get together straight guys for, often-times, their first ever forays into the world of gay sex. Today the flamboyantly gay-acting (but actually straight) go-go dancer Enrique is put together with the 20yo Liam. Liam is also straight, and after trading some paddle whacks with Enrique, he gets to suck an uncut cock for the very first time!