Kink Spotlight: Watching Guys Shower

Meteor showers are neat to watch. So are sun showers and their occasional rainbows. An I suppose some people have fun at bridal showers though why the hell would they. But if I had to pick, I'll go with a guy shower.

Maybe part of it is that the guy is freshly scrubbed after and ready to be sullied anew. Plus watching a guy towel off after has its own charms. But it's the showering itself that invites a certain intimacy. You wonder if the guy showers differently in the gang showers at the gym than he does alone at home.

Maybe at the gym he takes a bit longer if there happens to be a guy who catches his eye. While at home he takes a bit longer if he catches his own eye and does what comes naturally.

I used to go to a gym with a row of shower nozzles on one side, with no dividers. And on the other, there were individual stalls, each with a flimsy curtain that never closed all the way. Nobody ever complained they didn't fully obscure views as that was the point.

So one could be in the stall at the far end of the room and, because of the angle, the only ones with a full view in would be the guys at the last couple of nozzles along the opposite wall. But staking out who one wants to watch can be more simple. Get to know a certain guy's workout schedule and his preferred place to shower and time and place oneself to match.

For example, there was a guy who was a dead ringer for an ex of mine, which is perfect as the visual fantasy is there minus the guy being a neglectful prick. This particular guy liked to take the open nozzle closest to the entrance from the locker room proper to the shower room.

He'd aggressively soap his body head to toe, delaying rinsing until he was coated in suds (bringing his own bar soap tot he party). He would also be aggressively oblivious to my stares as I camped out in the stall exactly opposite him, my shower curtain half open. After his contortions to soap up every inch (yes, he would bend over a lot), he would rinse off all the suds. And start over.

Did he have OCD with cleaning? Or OCD with showing off? Or both? I don't know but I'd stick around for one or two lather and rinse cycles. He'd sometimes start a third, which made me feel like I was in a time loop.

That gym probably has dividers now, and some anti-sex locker-room policy, because society tends to go downhill like that. But hey, I remember it all and they can't take that away.

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