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Splosh. Muck. Mud. Slime. Dripping. Coating. Sticky. Stinky. And most of all messy.

Here's a fetish I absolutely totally utterly do not have. Maybe if I had a huge, private backyard, a garden hose, and a maid. By which I mean a naked guy who cleans. But a naked guy who cleans would not be welcome at these parties. Unless the joke was on him and he ended up messy as fuck.

It's been five years since we've seen Francois Sagat in a porno. But this summer marks his return to Pornland. He's debuting in MEN.com's Dream Fucker series (directed by Alter Sin) where he bottoms for Paddy O'Brian in the first episode and flip-fucks with Sunny Colucci in the second. Are you glad to see Francois Sagat filming porno again?

Stationed deep in the desert, there's nothing for this platoon of Marines to do except fuck. Code of Silence is a brand new military movie from Falcon Studios. This four-part series features Sean Zevran, Ryan Rose, Brandon Evans, Tommy Regan, Fane Roberts, Pierce Paris, and Kyle McMillan.

I've been seeing this guy off and on for a few weeks and I like him. The sex is mostly pretty hot. We both love kissing and sucking dick, so there's no problems there. But we're also both bottoms. Can this work out long term?

-That Empty Feeling

When these pictures were first printed, they weren't vintage at all. They just were. Like how haircuts don't look ridiculous until 7.5 years later. Although every Justin Bieber haircut has looked ridiculous. That's his talent.

And what I like about other vintage photos  is the vibe that comes across where it seems the photographer's in a  hurry. They're thinking let's shoot this fast and get out of here because the cops are about to bust down the door. And the anti gay porn cops would be able to prove we did obscene stuff because it's really hard to surreptitiously clean semen out of shag carpeting while a cop is watching.

After filming only 27 videos with Helix Studios, Sean Ford has defected to Cocky Boys. Director Jake Jaxson threw Ford into his debut scene with fellow ex-Helix star Calvin Banks. Coincidence? Not likely. The pair never fucked at their old studio, but in this scene Banks christens Ford's ass and welcomes him to Cocky Boys as their newest exclusive. It's a sizzling start.

We're beyond Nakedness 101 here. Moving into a higher level class. Or no class.

I'm all for naked wrestling, especially when it's guys whose muscles are extremely perceptible. Which is not the most scrutable compliment in a loud bar. "Your muscles are extremely perceptible!" Unless you are consensually squeezing his bicep to drive home the point. 

I don't think this is what people mean by "heteroflexible" or "homoflexible" but some of those people may also be this kind of flexible. Hopefully.

If you're curious, heteroflexible is someone who identifies as heterosexual (except sometimes does non-hetero things) and vice versa with homoflexible (and these are different than bisexual identity). And again, I would hope all these guys can open their legs really wide.

My partner and I have been together for more than two decades. We've had a lot of stuff going on over the past seven years like three of our four parents died and a huge financial crisis. These things have played havoc with our intimate life. I still love this guy. I'm just not sure how to put some zing back in the bedroom. We haven't been intimate for a long time.

-Bored in Bed

We can pretend to care deeply about the other vintage shots here (and they are worthy of adoration for their stark homosexuality). But really it's all about the SUCKING MASK. So since the photo isn't big enough to reveal all the lovely text about it, here you go, with my commentary in brackets:

"The latest sex-item [who knew this was hyphenated?], and one which combines fantasy with feeling [so do the Muppets], is the SUCKING MASK. It is a full life-sized replica of a man's face [before Silence of the Lambs], moulded [the past participle of "mold"] from soft, fleshy skin-colored [whose skin color?!] rubber."

But wait, there's more.

These guys are pretty damn naked. They are also damn pretty naked. And I will not be saying out of disappointment: "Pretty naked. Damn."

Except for clothing optional festivals, seems the more people are around when someone is more naked the more likely the person is acting totally casual about it. Technically in a lot of places nudity is totally legal. You just sort of have to stop it if someone complains.

Which would most likely never be me, though I can think of some exceptions. Like I don't want to see Kermit the Frog naked. Not because I don't but because Miss Piggy would be jealous and kick my ass.

This is a very convenient, accessible kink for you. Because a guy exposing his feet in flip-flops is not considered indecent exposure. But to you it can be. Quite awesomely indecent.

Now if you already have a foot fetish, this one's a given. But even if you don't, you can potentially dig this for the additional exposure of foot, ankle, shin, and calf. 

Like wearing thong underwear and that's it. Flip-flops are sometimes called thongs for a reason.

I always thought I was a good top. The other night after fucking a guy we were cuddling and I asked him how it was. He said, "Honey, if you want to learn how to be a good top you need to bottom." When I quizzed him a bit he said I was too hard, too fast. His comment has left me feeling insecure. Help.

-Top Down

If you could remember when and where you had jerked off to each porn picture you've ever seen, then when you saw that picture again you could reminisce. With your hand.

These pictures are old enough that you likely haven't seen them before, but if you had, they could bring out memories like any old photo, or sound or smell. Perhaps embedded in the pixels are the self-pleasuring moans of all the guys who've seen these before. Or perhaps they are just pixels.

Long hard pixels. Spanked ass pixels. Tongue kiss pixels.

Ryan Bones is a massive man and he's the newest exclusive to sign on with MEN.com. Standing six feet tall and weighing over 225 pounds, he's going to leave bottoms weak in the knees. 

In his first scene called Hide and Seek, Ryan Bones and his room mate William Seed head off to the gym. Their admiring neighbor Zack Hunter follows them then doubles back and breaks into their house. He's snorting a pair of Ryan's underwear when the bodybuilders return home. Hunter tries to hide, but Ryan discovers him and pounds the hell out of him. When Seed walks in on the action, Ryan smirks and says, "I'll share him with you when I'm done."