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That's the thought bubble over most of these guys' heads. Because they don't need to scream it when it's true. Though I bet the group of naked guys cheering the bike race while naked are screaming it.

So what's a group of naked guys called? If a group of crows is a murder and a group of lions is a pride and a group of dolphins is a pod, then a group of naked guys is definitely called a party.

Naked tug of war sure makes the nakedness totally innocent. If it weren't for the thousands of people masturbating to the pictures of naked tug of war. Yes thousands I'm sure even back then. 

The anatomical study of the gridded photos is also totally innocent. But the jockstrap just makes it more obscene. Thanks jockstrap manufacturer from about 50 years ago! You're awesome! And probably dead by now! Why am I shouting?! Oh yeah, because the person is dead and I want them to hear me.

I'm attracted to guys who are on the feminine side, for the lack of a better word, although I really don't like labeling people. However, most of my friends are macho sports jocks (there's that label again) and they give me a hard time about the guys I date. They tease me and make disparaging comments. Is it time to find new friends?

-Frisky for Femmes

Thank goodness folks who took pictures of naked guys for publication had standards! Just so long as those don't oppress every day folks. But I'm more than happy for the photographer to have been, "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great body and cock." 

Or "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great cock." Or "Yep, let me suck your cock and I'll hire you."

Well that last one is a bit shady.

Being naked is fun. And if you're like me, it's especially fun to be a naked bottom. By which I mean being on the receiving end of seeing naked guys, their naked, exposed bodies penetrating my mind. 

That's probably not the naked bottom thing you were thinking. Though I suppose they could coexist. Just probably not handcuffed to a tree in public.

Because what did the tree ever do to deserve that? It's not like trees subscribe to the Naked Bondage Bottom of the Month Club and each month a different bottom is bound to the tree. Because what tree could afford that?

Baseball gets more attention but tennis guys are in shorts and short sleeves and don't generally wear big plastic jock cups that confuse people into thinking they have giant bulges. If a tennis player has a big bulge, or a healthy bouncing one, it's real.

If he takes his shirt off, it's real. If his thigh and calf muscles flex and give leg lovers a lift, it's real. And if, because it's a psychological sport, the camera often zooms in on the guy's sweaty, intense, emotional face, it's real.

I picked this guy up the other night and in the middle of a hot session (he was fucking me missionary style) he spat in my face and grunted: "Take my dick, bitch!" I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say or do. But the thing is that it kind of turned me on. I don't know about being called a bitch, but the spitting and the aggression was surprisingly hot. Am I weird?

Wet Willie

This is a bad news and more bad news scenario for fans of Sean Cody's Brandon: Today, he moves over to MEN.com. And the first bit of bad news is that MEN.com films with condoms, so Brandon's beautiful cock is going to be wrapped from hereon. And the more bad news? His first scene is called A Tale of 2 Pornstars and features Johnny Rapid. UGH. Of course if you're a fan of Rapid this is good news, but I'm not, so ... No word on whether Brandon will be back on Sean Cody. What do you think? Is this a bullet in Brandon's porn career?

All of these guys had probably super dull day jobs. Except for the very top tier of physique models who crossed over into sword and sandal B movies (Ed Fury) or into juicer infomercials (Jack LaLanne).

But they also had the muscles, dick and face (or at least 1 out of 3) to earn a few bucks in their nakedness. I'm so glad that the federal minimum wage laws starting in 1938 haven't really ever been equitable. Otherwise some of these guys might not have taken their clothes off on camera.

Now where's the button for the sarcasm emoji?

Wrestling fans are going to be thrilled with this brand new porn site called Fight and Fuck. It's been a while since we've seen a wrestling site and this one is hot. It features college-aged guys in their singlets fighting in these submission rounds. Loser gets fucked! Or is that winner gets fucked? 

We haven't been seeing a lot of Rocco Steele lately and that's because he's been busy filming scenes for his brand new site called My 10 Inches. Debuting this week, the site features eager bottoms offering their holes to the top daddy for a deep stretching with his 10-inch cock. And Steele plans to keep them coming, offering a new release every week.

When you show up to the penis party, make sure to bring your penis and its companion bulge. And if you're being a top drawer guest, then bring your ass too. And while you're at it, your mouth and hands.

I wish I could have a time travel penis party. I wouldn't really mess up the space-time continuum and bring a guy back here to the present, but I may grab his clothes so I can sell them as vintage to some hipster into cum-soaked 50-year-old thongs.

I  was at the baths the other night and I gave this guy head in my room.  After blowing him for about 15 minutes I decided to see where else this would go so I moved in for a kiss. "No kissing," he said, "I don't like that." What's up with that? I was a bit insulted – if my mouth is good  enough for his cock it should be good enough for his mouth.

-Lonely Lips

These guys are acting the hell out of it. Having all the sex, jacking all the dick off, fucking all the assholes in and out, and flashing all the penises for the early porn audiences to salivate over.

Or is that over which to salivate. If I'm being vintage, I should use correct grammar like people used to.

Hitchhike. Get dick sucked. Stand there doing nothing. Run. Bike. Flash.

And from the point of view of onlookers, it gets more variable.

Like ignore the naked hitchhiker or pick up the naked hitchhiker. If you're on the fence about that one, keep a towel handy in your vehicle. As nobody likes sitting bare-assed on hot vinyl. Except hot vinyl fetishists.