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If you could remember when and where you had jerked off to each porn picture you've ever seen, then when you saw that picture again you could reminisce. With your hand.

These pictures are old enough that you likely haven't seen them before, but if you had, they could bring out memories like any old photo, or sound or smell. Perhaps embedded in the pixels are the self-pleasuring moans of all the guys who've seen these before. Or perhaps they are just pixels.

Long hard pixels. Spanked ass pixels. Tongue kiss pixels.

Ryan Bones is a massive man and he's the newest exclusive to sign on with MEN.com. Standing six feet tall and weighing over 225 pounds, he's going to leave bottoms weak in the knees. 

In his first scene called Hide and Seek, Ryan Bones and his room mate William Seed head off to the gym. Their admiring neighbor Zack Hunter follows them then doubles back and breaks into their house. He's snorting a pair of Ryan's underwear when the bodybuilders return home. Hunter tries to hide, but Ryan discovers him and pounds the hell out of him. When Seed walks in on the action, Ryan smirks and says, "I'll share him with you when I'm done."

This is one of those if you're into it, you're happy the guy you're with happens to have a curved cock. But you're not going to set a curved-cocks-only rule.

Unless you're super really totally into it as your thing. In that case, pull up a banana cock and join me. Or is is sweet potato cock since those can curve too? Definitely not paper towel roll dick. Those are by definition straight. Which I also appreciate but it's all about the cock curve geometry right now.

I'm a little on the fem side. It's not a word I normally use, but for brevity and clarity, there it is. I see a lot of ads online that say "no fats, no fems." I'm pretty comfortable with who I am and I have a solid, gym-fit body, I have hang-ups like anyone else. But it's discouraging to think I have to "butch" it up just to get laid. Is this all there is for me?

-Fem Fella

Even when the guy in the picture isn't mid-ejaculation, nothing's stopping you. And consider you're following a well-worn and well-wetted path when you jack off to vintage pics.

Guys from dozens of years ago did the same thing. Meaning these models deserve a gold watch for years of service to the company (of jackers). Knowing them, they'd proudly model the gold watch. And nothing else.

Naked men everywhere is either terrifying or awesome, depending on the men. Like if you're at a restaurant, probably you don't want to see naked men everywhere. But if you're in the restaurant parking lot, then totally bring on the men.

So many awesome things happen in parking lots, like blowjobs and stolen kisses. And maybe stolen hubcaps.

I don't know who the hell or why the hell that swarm of guys is on that fence. I guess a belated invasion minus the Trojan horse. Or they are drunk and crazy.

It's hard to believe that Adam Ramzi only filmed one scene with MEN.com. but it's true, back in 2015 he fucked Killian James in Biggest Catch. This week he returns to the studio and launches a new series called Dangerous Days with Jacob Peterson. The pair play a couple of doctors and while waiting to see if their seriously-ill patient is going to make it, they check into one of the rooms and fuck.

My  boyfriend and I have never had anal sex. He said he wasn't into it when we met six months ago, but I've been patiently prodding and hoping I'd change his mind. I really like this guy a lot. I might even love him, but I don't know if I can be in a relationship where I never get fucked. What should I do?

-Running on Empty

I'm imagining that shot on top was taken at a boudoir photo place at a mall in 1964. So it was a romantic gesture from one fella to his swell boyfriend. Of course there were no boudoir photo shops back then, except maybe a department store photo studio after hours if you knew the guy.

So romance is always possible if you have an imagination and no fact checker.

The kiss is for sure romantic. And equally so is the fucking. All ways to say you care.

Even the guy in the subway is on his way somewhere bright and sunny. Like the fancy rooftop deck at the jailhouse. Where other prisoners will be scandalized but they'll get over it.

As for the rest of the folks, take a bright day and remove most if not all your clothes, and you have their secret to life.

I do question running a race mostly naked. It's important to have some testicular support. And I don't mean emotional. Although emotional testicular support would be quite appreciated by many.

I'm  straight, well, I thought I was. A few months ago, I caught myself  checking guys out on the street. I was too afraid to try anything, wasn't sure if I even wanted to at first. So I found GayDemon and I've been checking things out. I like a lot of what I see here, so does my cock, and I'm curious to try something with another guy. But I have no idea how to find a patient and caring guy who will take it slow and let me experiment. I think I want more than a quick blowjob in a park. Any ideas?

-Semi Straight

It's the newest latest thing. Hunks in Technicolor for your viewing pleasure. As a bonus they know they're hot as hell so there's not a bit of shyness. As bright as the colors are is as bright as their cocks and asses and muscles shine in our homo hearts.

I think I read the above on a travel brochure in the 1970s at some rest stop. Right next to the postcard featuring the mythical Jackelope (combination jackrabbit and antelope). 

But unlike that creature, these hunks are real.

Fucking in public is generally considered to be fucking in public whether or not the guys are naked or not. So if you're going to fuck in public, you may as well be fucking naked.

Unless you want to do the slick thing of wearing a raincoat with a slit up the back and dropping your pants below the raincoat. Makes for easy access. Though people may be suspicious why the person behind you is so close behind you and seems to be making a certain recognizable type of thrusting motion. Plus your moans may give it away, so bring a sock to bite on.

Do you have an ethical problem with getting off on guys who are on steroids? Do I have the answer for you! Muscle morphs. Just don't try to have sex with a morphed guy in person as Photoshop only applies in two dimensions.

At least the current version of Photoshop.

Er, strike that steroid anti-warning because allegedly, it's possible some of the original photos used to make these morphs are of guys on steroids anyway. That's their choice of course. Though there is a lot of pressure too. Because it's important to be able to rip your shirt by breathing.

My partner of six years just told me that he'd love to see me naked in a pair of pantyhose. Where the fuck did this come from? I'm not a tranny. What should I do?

- Guy's Guy