Flashback: Old Underthings

Do you like underwear, swimsuits, and jockstraps that are older than E.T.? Now I don't mean they've been sitting around that long because they might have disintegrated. But they were captured in time for our vintage porn viewing pleasure.

Yeah, I like that too.

And I like the quirky undies with the #1. What is he #1 at? I'm thinking taking his shirt off.

I love the Technicolor living room decor. Plus everything is probably Scotchgarded so cum and ass juice can get on everything and just bead off. And underwear can be used to mop up the excess.

Who says housework can't be fun?

The guy in the swimsuit has an obscene semi-exposed tan line I just drool over. Because it says he was in a pretty revealing swimsuit before to even get that tan line, but now he's taking it to another level of inner and upper thigh exposure. And ass I bet if he only turned around.

I'll text him and ask him to do that. I think there's a cell phone company now that offers texts to the past. It's tough for the guys to text back though for some reason.

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