Public Exposure: Brave Naked Souls

Those guys in the movie theater are sure brave. They aren't waiting for the blowjob that will be happening during the actual movie because they aren't into the Hollywoodization of blowjobs. Nope. They're all for the real thing.

Though you have to wonder if they'd be as into it in privacy. Is it the risk that makes it exciting? Because I don't think the theater staff allows flash photography. They prefer blowjobs to be in the dark. Especially during the horrible Transformers 3.

Naked drinking is an aesthetic choice. Perhaps the alcohol tastes different in the absence of the gravitational pull of pants. Newton's Seventeenth Law. Not Sir Isaac Newton. Paul Newman who had his moments of naked drinking. Very Tennessee Williams.

Naked hitchhiking changes the whole dynamic to one of lack of mystery (nudity) yet mystery (where the hell is he going?). No clues from what he's not wearing so while it's probably just a pose for a quick picture, he could potentially be going to a job interview at Ann Taylor Loft. Strike probably.

The naked guy in the train station is quote obviously on his way to work at the pervert factory. Hope he had a good day. Being a pervert is hard work sometimes. Trust me.