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Baseball gets more attention but tennis guys are in shorts and short sleeves and don't generally wear big plastic jock cups that confuse people into thinking they have giant bulges. If a tennis player has a big bulge, or a healthy bouncing one, it's real.

If he takes his shirt off, it's real. If his thigh and calf muscles flex and give leg lovers a lift, it's real. And if, because it's a psychological sport, the camera often zooms in on the guy's sweaty, intense, emotional face, it's real.

I picked this guy up the other night and in the middle of a hot session (he was fucking me missionary style) he spat in my face and grunted: "Take my dick, bitch!" I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say or do. But the thing is that it kind of turned me on. I don't know about being called a bitch, but the spitting and the aggression was surprisingly hot. Am I weird?

Wet Willie

I'm picturing a foreskin speakeasy. Back during prohibition, these were underground illegal bars that served liquor so they had secret knocks and little sliding openings built into the door for the door person to decide if they'd let you in or not.

Well, I want a foreskin one where some guy would have to wave his dick in my face and I could assess if he has a foreskin or not. Though I'd let all the guys in because, hell, they're dicks. But foreskins to the head of the line.

Splosh. Muck. Mud. Slime. Dripping. Coating. Sticky. Stinky. And most of all messy.

Here's a fetish I absolutely totally utterly do not have. Maybe if I had a huge, private backyard, a garden hose, and a maid. By which I mean a naked guy who cleans. But a naked guy who cleans would not be welcome at these parties. Unless the joke was on him and he ended up messy as fuck.

I don't think this is what people mean by "heteroflexible" or "homoflexible" but some of those people may also be this kind of flexible. Hopefully.

If you're curious, heteroflexible is someone who identifies as heterosexual (except sometimes does non-hetero things) and vice versa with homoflexible (and these are different than bisexual identity). And again, I would hope all these guys can open their legs really wide.

This is a very convenient, accessible kink for you. Because a guy exposing his feet in flip-flops is not considered indecent exposure. But to you it can be. Quite awesomely indecent.

Now if you already have a foot fetish, this one's a given. But even if you don't, you can potentially dig this for the additional exposure of foot, ankle, shin, and calf. 

Like wearing thong underwear and that's it. Flip-flops are sometimes called thongs for a reason.

This is one of those if you're into it, you're happy the guy you're with happens to have a curved cock. But you're not going to set a curved-cocks-only rule.

Unless you're super really totally into it as your thing. In that case, pull up a banana cock and join me. Or is is sweet potato cock since those can curve too? Definitely not paper towel roll dick. Those are by definition straight. Which I also appreciate but it's all about the cock curve geometry right now.

Makes you want to touch their muscles, you know, to feel that tattoo design. Though it's under the surface, you're touching that meaning, that moment they get tattooed. 

That moment they wanted to decorate their body, make a statement with it. And then accent that statement by showing skin.

I don't find tattoos inherently masculine or feminine. And of course women can have tattooed muscle too. I just do have a certain image of a tattooed guy where it does add some "I don't give a fuck" bravado to the mix.

Sorry, I should have labeled this NSFW because cum in beards is pretty NSFW. You know, compared to all the totally PG content here at GayDemon. Now that I've formally apologized, here's a bunch of cum in a bunch of beards.

They say beards are a food trap and that if a guy doesn't wash his beard out regularly, you could soak it in water and make soup. Thus the exchange:

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"No shit, you ordered the soup and that's how we make it here at Mr. Macho's Beard Luncheonette."

Which is totally a conversation that happens daily.

Do you have an ethical problem with getting off on guys who are on steroids? Do I have the answer for you! Muscle morphs. Just don't try to have sex with a morphed guy in person as Photoshop only applies in two dimensions.

At least the current version of Photoshop.

Er, strike that steroid anti-warning because allegedly, it's possible some of the original photos used to make these morphs are of guys on steroids anyway. That's their choice of course. Though there is a lot of pressure too. Because it's important to be able to rip your shirt by breathing.

When someone is old enough to know who they are deep down, they shouldn't super mind being utterly objectified for also happening to be a silver daddy. Or silver fox. Or silver giraffe. 

Probably not silver giraffe. Probably nobody is a silver giraffe. But if a guy were a silver giraffe, I bet he'd look good. Long tongue. Silver on silver fur patterns. Vegetarian. All excellent qualities.

Shaved crotch cock. It's not just for crabs anymore. Nope, it's a simple body modification that says a lot. Such as "look at my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "suck my whole damn cock with nothing in the way" or "I love looking at myself smooth and jacking my whole damn cock with nothing in the way."

Or just a what the fuck why not moment.

Now I'm not going to instruct you how to do it beyond safely trim first, then shave if you dare with the grain and after shaving creaming the hell out of it. And it's totally a flexible razor head moment. I accept no responsibility for nicks. Especially Nicholas Cage. 

Having a few Polaroids floating around, collecting dust in an ex-boyfriend's underwear drawer, is not the same as full face, cock, and ass exposure online. And it's especially not the same as intentionally fully exposing oneself online.

Unless one has a vindictive ex-boyfriend who tries to make it the same. But it's still not because take this guy, for example. He's reveling in exposing himself to the masturbating masses. That's why he's doing what he's doing. And we're all better for it.

Gaping asshole is not just an insult to whip out when you're pissed at someone. It's an actual state of being for actual assholes. And it sends a very clear message.

Fuck me.

Or, in context, it can also indicate that the asshole has been intensely fucked by a big cock (whether cock or fist or dildo or plug or eggplant) and someone is showing off the result.

More abstractly it's what people mean when they say "I could get lost in your ass." I'm sure hoping someone says that, the sexually romantic equivalent of "I could get lost in your eyes." 

Prepare for your mind to be blown. And hopefully later tonight, your body will get blown too, but you'll have to find someone else to help you with that.

So the mind blowing thing is what is underwear and is not underwear at the same time? There's a hint in these pics. One big hint. One sweaty hint. One throbbing hint.

Thongs may not be the most practical invention except for the way they practically invite sex. And also hide any underwear lines if someone is checking out your rear view. And also make thong manufacturers enough money from such a small piece of fabric that they can buy several condos full of guys wearing even more thongs.

It's important to combine sex and real estate.