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You don't have to think too hard about what you're going to wear when you're just going to be naked anyhow. Though footwear choice and where to keep your wallet and keys are critical decisions. But for partial nudity, like a dual dick pull out at a street party, little planning is required. Except on the part of the folks who are ready to go with their cameras.

I'm not sure how fun it was for the runner to stumble across an expected naked and erect guy on the street, though. As a potential positive, he may have been motivated to run a bit faster away from the scene than he would have otherwise. So he can thank the naked guy for helping him burn two additional calories.

That's not quite the intent of the guy seeking to shock with his public display, but nowadays, you take what you can get as far as impact on others.

Plus ass. Super fine ass. And cum. Not just any cum. Prime vintage parking lot cum. Nothing better. Plus since Target is known for credit card security breaches, you're sure to keep your digits safe if you only go to Target to ejaculate in the parking lot.

Though you are risking your dignity, because nobody wants to be caught ejaculating by the person who collects the carts from the lot and brings them back to the front of the store. They are so over it all they wouldn't give a damn, even if seeing a large, spurting cock out of nowhere. Plus they have a cart return quota and can't afford to slip on semen.

Meanwhile, this truck trucker is working and peeping at the same time. There's no way to know his voyeurism target. He could be on the lookout for, what's the word, meat balloons. Oooh, that's not a respectful phrase. Let's say giant melons. I like melons.

When it's an exhibitionist cock party, always at least two people are invited. The cock owner and the cock watcher. Sometimes the cock watcher didn't know they were invited, like if they're driving by on a freeway and catch a glimpse of cock by the side of the road.

And sometimes there's already a regular party happening and someone pops their cock out to add to the festivities or just as a casual icebreaker. If you've never made small talk with a naked guy at a non-naked party, you haven't lived. Like if you normally at least partially get to know someone by drawing a conclusion by their clothes, you'll instead have to ask actual questions about them.

Here's my experience with glory holes. I read Edmund White's The Beautiful Room Is Empty, which includes graphic descriptions of glory hole cruising for plot and character development. Though I'm not sure how there could be non-graphic descriptions of glory hole cruising.

Even those "shocking exposés" about the evil worlds of homosexuality were actually for titillation purposes. Speaking of shocking, there's John Waters' Desperate Living which featured a titty glory hole. Holes in bathroom stalls are not just for penises anymore. Though cutting a hole big enough for tits is a more labor-intensive process.

Now it's possible that I may have been on both sides of a real-life glory hole or two, purely as a sociological exercise, and not necessarily in a public toilet. Rather one might have considered it a private space, or club if you will. As I don't think there are public bathrooms with clear lucite walls.

On the relationship-search sites and apps (that aren't purely about sex), I would encourage the powers that be to allow honest photos about who someone really is. There are always new ventures about "verified profiles" and the like. So why not go all out and let someone, who also happens to be looking for love (and to give love) show their exhibitionist side?

It would be helpful to know, say on OK Cupid, that someone is not only a non-smoking vegan, but also a nude bicyclist. Or not only a glass sculptor by day and tournament level Scrabble player by night but also a train bubble butt flasher. Actually, that's totally wrong. Let's say Scrabble player by day. Those folks don't go out much at night I'm guessing. Though they're trying to with personal ads.

It's come to this. Two guys fuck next to a dumpster. I'm shocked. As based on their skater punk look, I figure they'd be spending their time popping wheelies (that's a skateboard move, right?) or playing Fortnite or getting stoned.

Though with millennials today, they're probably doing all those things simultaneously as they fuck by the dumpster and I'm missing the truth. I'm too focused on the Silkwood shower they both will need after this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, make sure to watch Cher and Meryl in Silkwood before the Mamma Mia! sequel.

Or just skip all that and jack off to a picture of guys fucking by a dumpster. We're here to please.

With a gang of Gay Hoopla studs heading over to Europe, you'd think these porn hunks would have attempted to join the Mile High Club. But nervous first-time flyer Price Hogan waited until he arrived in Europe to fuck Adrian Monroe (see it inside). However, he did calm his nerves in plane's lavatory all by himself. Did you know that jerking off in a plane's bathroom is called HiJacking?

Taking one's dick on a tour of the sites is totally soul renewing. It's good to get away from the workaday world in which you do things like not be naked in public, not get blown in public, and not piss in public.

Rather stripping down or flashing or pissing is the way to go. And since many folks are saving their vacation dollars and having staycations, why not whip it out in your own neighborhood?

Yes, from getting 100% nude in your local laundromat to marking your territory by pissing under your restaurant table to giving the one-way mirror a thrill at the gym, nudity is the way to go.

Showing cock next to a speeding train is quite an efficient way to burn your fleeting image into the brains of unsuspecting passersby. It's a factory assembly line approach though and lacks the personal touch.

People on speeding trains can't exactly scream "What the fuck was that?" in a way you could hear. But a range of responses can be assumed. While on the street flashing is more unpredictable for audience size, it's also riskier and potentially more rewarding.

For total exhibitionists, the true dare would be to keep their dick in their pants. But some need that push of a dare. The best part about daring someone to flash is if they say yes, you'll never get in trouble just for looking. Meanwhile, they are taking on some risk.

And it's a risk that can tend to make their cocks hard, which creates and even greater risk. 

The guy in the shadows next to the gay bar looks sort of threatening with his ski mask on. He clearly doesn't want anyone to know that he's currently starring in a popular TV show on CBS. I think it's called The Big Bang Theory. Different kind of bang though.

Dudes in Public is a 24-part series that's been rolling out at Reality Dudes. This episode called Working Stiffs finds construction workers Alex Kane and Will Braun heading to one of their private spots for some naughty on-the-job fun. After sucking his co-workers big dick, Will bends over and takes it up the ass. All the while, Alex films his buddy working his pole.

Caleb Gray and Hunter Graham are enjoying their outdoor hot tub when curious fingers do some exploring. Hunter sits on the ledge while Caleb gulps his cock, then after some kissing, Caleb face fucks Hunter. The curly-haired lad fucks his buddy first, but Graham gets his turn when Gray pounds his hole in the cum-spurting finale.

Guys fucking and masturbating in public sure does make just letting it hang out seem less obscene. Playing sports naked comes off as completely innocent. And letting one's dick out to breath while shopping for paint is of course completely above board behavior.

But I can't decide if masturbating in public is more or less extreme than fucking in public. At least with fucking there are two (or more) folks and their bodies can potentially hide some of the activity depending on the angle.

Masturbating alone in public (albeit with someone taking the picture so maybe not totally alone) is definitely in the running, going up exponentially based on the risk of getting caught, or the number of folks who can already see from the beginning.

If you're familiar with the powerful, vibrant documentary Paris Is Burning, you will realize that I accidentally titled this post the drag king equivalent of the legendary, departed Venus Xtravaganza. Now on the main stage, Mr. Penis Xtravaganza!

And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, that's fine too because we speak the semi-universal language of publicly-exposed penises and bulges. I speak it so expertly that I know for sure that the guy on the train, specifically the guy who does not have his penis fully hanging out, is totally aware he's flashing massive bulge. His closed eyes don't fool me at all.

The only thing I can think about when I see pictures of naked guys on beaches is where do they keep their wallet and keys? Answer? Obviously it's in the ass. Though it does make it difficult when a guy wants to buy a cold snack from the vendor at the beach and has to jam his ass into a credit card reader.

I guess the answer is actually the same place as they'd put their wallet and keys if they were wearing a swimsuit, because generally swimsuits (except for the slutty gay kinds that have a spot to stash a condom) don't have pockets.