Public Exposure: Penis Extravaganza

If you're familiar with the powerful, vibrant documentary Paris Is Burning, you will realize that I accidentally titled this post the drag king equivalent of the legendary, departed Venus Xtravaganza. Now on the main stage, Mr. Penis Xtravaganza!

And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, that's fine too because we speak the semi-universal language of publicly-exposed penises and bulges. I speak it so expertly that I know for sure that the guy on the train, specifically the guy who does not have his penis fully hanging out, is totally aware he's flashing massive bulge. His closed eyes don't fool me at all.

While the guy getting a hand job is not attempting to fool anyone. And maybe those people who won't get a hand job in public are the fools. Or at least are missing out.

I would like to get a job as a convenience store clerk just so I can put up a sign requiring customers to be nude. It would cut down on robberies and get me a few date in the process. They would go to the check out counter with their merchandise while I would check out the merchandise.

And if you are groaning at that pun, try instead to find the bearded guy with the backpack and get him to poke you with his long, curved cock. That'll make you groan in a good way.

The drunk guy at the party is just a drunk guy at a party, so of course he's naked. And he's getting a fine education in public exposure. Pants at ankles is always a good look.

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