Public Exposure: Dick Out and In

17 May 2018

Public Exposure: Dick Out and In

Guys fucking and masturbating in public sure does make just letting it hang out seem less obscene. Playing sports naked comes off as completely innocent. And letting one's dick out to breath while shopping for paint is of course completely above board behavior.

But I can't decide if masturbating in public is more or less extreme than fucking in public. At least with fucking there are two (or more) folks and their bodies can potentially hide some of the activity depending on the angle.

Masturbating alone in public (albeit with someone taking the picture so maybe not totally alone) is definitely in the running, going up exponentially based on the risk of getting caught, or the number of folks who can already see from the beginning.

Public Exposure: Dick Out and In

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So if you want to give it a try, start small. Masturbate behind the counter (or under your desk) at your job. Nothing bad can come from that behavior. Except that if you're an account, you may develop a kink for spreadsheets.

Or lets be honest. If you're an accountant, clearly you already have a kink for spreadsheets, because why the hell else get into that field?

I am definitely wondering if the guy in the white t-shirt who has just walked past the two guys fucking actually even saw them. Or maybe he was so busy playing Angry Birds on his phone he couldn't bother to look up.

People better figure out a way to up their obscenity impact, maybe with some combination public pervert / Cirque de Soleil theatricality. Everyone wants to see that.