Public Exposure: Speed Flashing

Showing cock next to a speeding train is quite an efficient way to burn your fleeting image into the brains of unsuspecting passersby. It's a factory assembly line approach though and lacks the personal touch.

People on speeding trains can't exactly scream "What the fuck was that?" in a way you could hear. But a range of responses can be assumed. While on the street flashing is more unpredictable for audience size, it's also riskier and potentially more rewarding.

Maybe a limo will pull up next to the naked guy and offer him a contract at MGM starring in amazing movie musicals! Or wait, that only happened in the 1950s, the Golden Era of being made a star when walking down the street naked. Or I think I read that somewhere.

But being on the train and sucking your own cock is pretty much maximum exposure and a great way to be cast in the sequel to Throw Momma from the Train. It would be called Throw the Self-Sucking Pervert Off the Train at the Next Stop.

It's good to know that nudity can inspire filmmaking magic. This reminds me I have yet to see Magic Mike for the simple reason that there are no penises. What'a magical about that? I can see no penises any day of the week.

I know folks who do birdwatching in great detail are called birders. So I guess I'm a peniser. And proud of it. It is June after all.

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