Public Exposure: Dick Dares

For total exhibitionists, the true dare would be to keep their dick in their pants. But some need that push of a dare. The best part about daring someone to flash is if they say yes, you'll never get in trouble just for looking. Meanwhile, they are taking on some risk.

And it's a risk that can tend to make their cocks hard, which creates and even greater risk.

The guy in the shadows next to the gay bar looks sort of threatening with his ski mask on. He clearly doesn't want anyone to know that he's currently starring in a popular TV show on CBS. I think it's called The Big Bang Theory. Different kind of bang though.

If you're going to dare someone to flash, you'll have to come up with something they win. Don't offer money or your car keys. Rather stick with something like "I will make you pancakes." It's financially manageable and will get them in your kitchen in the morning.

So many exciting things not involving food can happen in kitchens in the morning.

As public nudity is increasingly risky as the wrong person could see, I would suggest a new technology. Basically, a guy keeps his pants or shorts on but the fabric over the crotch (or ass) goes transparent but only from the point of view of verified adult voyeurs. One's eyeballs carry a sort of Bluetooth-enabled X-ray power, bestowed in general upon everyone of age to see, or just for specific people the exhibitionist has given permission to.

But as that's a ways off in the future, please guys, just continue to whip it out for strangers. You're doing a public service.

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