Public Exposure: Dick Holiday

Taking one's dick on a tour of the sites is totally soul renewing. It's good to get away from the workaday world in which you do things like not be naked in public, not get blown in public, and not piss in public.

Rather stripping down or flashing or pissing is the way to go. And since many folks are saving their vacation dollars and having staycations, why not whip it out in your own neighborhood?

Yes, from getting 100% nude in your local laundromat to marking your territory by pissing under your restaurant table to giving the one-way mirror a thrill at the gym, nudity is the way to go.

Oh, you didn't know some mirrors at gyms are one-way? If I had a gym they sure would be. I know some mirrors at high shoplifting risk stores are for sure one-way because a worker at one of them told me. Not dressing room mirrors (unless it's a dressing room I design) but just wall mirrors throughout the store.

And the way to tell is by attempting to steal something but since I wouldn't encourage that, the way to tell is by standing close, pulling out your penis, pissing on the glass and listening for either a shocked gasp or fainting thud of someone behind the mirror.

Which all adds up to how when you expose yourself in public you may think you know who's watching, but you can't be sure. If you're lucky it'll be that next door neighbor you've been craving and you'll make a good impression and he'll fall in love with you and make you apple pie and suck your cock or whatever. But mainly the apple pie. Miracles can happen.

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