Kink Spotlight: Smooth, Naked Daddies

Daddies are the ultimate form of birth control because you'll either jack off thinking about them or if you meet up with one, your load will get used up harmlessly. Smooth, naked daddies make everything better.

Hey, that's a pretty good slogan, isn't it? And I could come up with some other slogans for them but if they strip down, not much more advertisement is needed then that.

I get that smooth isn't everyone's thing. And even less so for older guys I imagine, especially nowadays with the cult of masculinity (whatever that means). But for many it's their thing. And they dig that the guy is so body conscious and even more exposed by taking away whatever body hair he has.

So finally, at this moment in which the North Pole and parts of the Arctic register above freezing in fucking winter, finally a good aspect of devastating climate change: more smooth, naked daddies can wander around outside in the scorching son.

In February.

And you can talk all about climate change with the smooth, naked daddy at the breakfast table. Then clear his mind by providing a full body massage followed by an intense, powerful blowjob. And do the dishes while he rests up for round two.

Sure, these are just people, not fantasies. So sometimes a fantasy kink turning real may have some rough edges. Just as long as he's damn smooth though, as he grabs the back of your head nice and rough.

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