Kink Spotlight: Measurecockophilia
20 Feb 2018
Attention Maury Povich, here's a topic for your venerable talk show. Take a break from DNA testing prospective and regretful baby daddies. Focus on guys into showing off their precise girth through the use of measuring tape.
As someone fascinated with measurecockophilia since I invented the term moments ago, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that just because you see measuring tape doesn't mean the girth is as shown. For example, the measuring tape could be loose on the side you can't see. Or some other object could be stuck there, like a celery stick or pack of gum.
Which aren't the worst things because nothing is better than gum and celery after sucking cock.
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Now as those in the measurecockophilia community would tell you, all you need is measuring tape. You could concurrently have a fetish for small cocks and want to show off your size as a form of exposure and potential humiliation or pride.
Or you may just like to seem authentic, even if in person you are still fake as hell personality wise.
I recall there was going to be some technology built into phones that could estimate the size of items in a photo based on context. I'm unsure how that would work for anything except absolute fixed sized reference items like a quarter but no matter how perfected it won't take away the interest in measurement.
It's really just an extension of any type of body measurement, such as bodybuilders engage in constantly. And as a bonus this helps motivate you to use the cm to inch converter tool on that little thing called the internet. Or just use your eyes. Thick is thick.