Kink Spotlight: Work Boots Can Be Obscene

I don't see too many work boot sellers espousing the obscene virtues of their wares. They'll say the boots are sturdy, tough, protective, and classic. But "looks great when blanketed in fresh ejaculate" is not commonly used marketing language.

And what a loss! It would make copywriters have much more interesting days. And it would make online retailers "adults only" (which probably they should be anyhow). 

So if you have this kink, you'll just need to fill in the blank with your own arousal. Gift someone with boots that turn you on. Then show the how much more sexually aggressive and needy you are. Feed your kink and let it take over.

Or leave your boots on on the next time you're blowing that Greenpeace activist who rings your bell. And then give him $25 to help save polar bears. Bonus points if he's also a bear.

Sure, it kind of ruins the authenticity of the blue-collar worker fetish aspect, if anyone can wear work boots without actually working hard physically. So do make sure to work hard sexually. That's physical too so it counts.

Though I really don't know how ejaculate affects work boots. It might stain them and then a fellow work boot wearer would notice. Oh right, that's a good thing. Well, whatever it takes for kinksters to find each other, I approve. So feel free to cum on your boots. That's what they're for.