Flashback: Fine Aged Cock and Ass

Like a fine wine, enjoy these guys with your meal. I'm assuming you jack off at your dining table. Or at your coffee table. Or standing up in the kitchen. Wherever you eat.

Luckily, the phrase is "Don't shit where you eat." Not "Don't masturbate where you eat." Of course it's these guy's images that have done the aging. Who knows what happened to each after their moment of exposure.

Though I bet it involved being given cash and then buying stuff with it. Like maybe dinner or socks or mustache wax.

How many of us today would pose for pics like this if it weren't for the internet? How many of us would think people have to go so far out of their way to see me in this that even if my landlord or boss does, it will probably turn into a porn movie moment anyhow.

Plus these aren't all that dirty in today's sense Though the naked guy with a stethoscope is in big trouble potentially. For impersonating a doctor. Though maybe the naked aspect turns it into a legal parody of sorts.

I wonder if he takes insurance?

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